Sunday, April 30, 2006

2006 April 30

9th St Espresso - Large iced coffee

Hero brand banana nectar
Carr's whole wheat crackers with Celebrity brand chèvre with cranberry and cinnamon
Monet brand water crackers with toasted sesame seed served with Boursin pepper gournay

More Monets with Boursin

Watching The Jerk in Stuy Town
Three Pabst Blue Ribbon
Cookie dough
Chocolate chip cookie

Home - Tecate

2006 April 29

Casimir
Little blueberry muffin
Coffee, milk, sugar
Eggs Scandinavian - poached eggs with hollandaise and smoked salmon on toasted English muffin
Sausage patties
Home fries
Two sets of dressed mixed greens
Mimosa

Free sample of strawberry banana smoothie from Surf City

Mud - Ice coffee, milk, sugar

Home
Paul Newman's popcorn, stovetop, butter, salt

32oz Coors Light

Grassroots
Guinness
12oz some beer

2x4
Three Pabst Blue Ribbon

Juvenex, thanks, Murbles
Pineapple
Melon

Home again
Tecate

29 IV 06, Saturday

Breakfast:
2 eggs, over easy, with some Frank's Red Hot
2 slices of toast, whole grain
1 tumbler of orange juice

I went off coffee today as I overdid it on Friday and was feeling an unpleasant tightness in my chest. I did later have some jasmine green tea from Caribou Coffee. It was OK.

Lunch:
1 PB&J on whole grain -- strawberry jam and chunky peanut butter
1 orange

Afternoon:
3 glasses of a Marlborough Sauvignon Blanc. I am not sure what vineyard; it was pretty good, I guess.
some bread with olive oil
1 99 cent size bag of Cape Cod Robust Russet potato chips

Cocktails:
2 Red Hook ESBs at the Heinz Lofts
Thence to the Church Brewworks. This is an old Catholic Church (Romanesque) in Lawrenceville that was converted into a brewery/restaurant. It's OK...the dining space is actually a bit cavernous and echo-y. The beers and food were fine. I had
1 dunkel dark lager (eh)
1 house IPA (better)
Pulled pork sandwich (enormous!) on a pumpernickel (yes, I know!) roll. It was really too big, and too much. It came with french fries.
I also had a bite of the Southwestern Pizza of one of my dining companions. Not bad.

Then it was home and to bed, as I was feeling a bit unwell, I think from allergies.

Guest Reporting!

A bit of nostalgia is perhaps in store for all of us, as we welcome this week a guest reporter from those ivy-crusted walls where we all first met and agreed to be dicks together. MonPad will be filling us in on what she's eating at Q, Dun, Lo, and all the various other Hos.

Saturday

2 Pillsbury crescent rolls
Orange juice
Vietnamese coffee with a shot of Jameson

Tumbler of Jameson over ice
1 slice of leftover Hawaiian pizza

Farmer's Market
1 small scoop of coffee chip ice cream

Tumbler of Jameson over ice

Hunan Taste
"Family Dinner": hot and sour soup, spring roll with lots of mustard, rice, stir-fry beef, sweet and sour chicken, beef with broccoli, other things. The only thing I didn't have was the shrimp.
Lots of green tea
1 Tsingtao beer

Party in the hills
1 glass of white wine
2 Helsers (vodka and orange juice)
1 chocolate covered strawberry

Notes: I drank a lot of Jameson, but not to the end of any one satisfying drunk. Rather it acted to keep my day somewhat interesting, rather like passing around the bottle at a 19th century blacksmith's shop.

Saturday, April 29, 2006

Friday the Twenty-Eighth of April

Breakfast:
Yes, yogurt, with blueberries, sliced banana, and some honey drizzle action
3 cups coffee

Lunch:
Indian food from Sree's Lunch truck:
Tamarind Chicken (so good!)
tomato daal
spinach and black-eyed pea curry
all over some nice rice

1 cup coffee

Dinner:
Thai broccoli and a little bit of spinach -- to make this you:
grind little tiny Thai chili peppers and garlic in a mortar
fry those in vegetable oil for a while
toss in the broccoli (or whatever vegetable that you choose to cook)
stir
add some oyster sauce -- maybe a bit more than a tablespoon
stir
put in a tiny bit of water (1/4 cup or less) and cover...let the vegetables steam

Serve with rice, and maybe some soy sauce

2006 April 28

Iced coffee, glazed donut

Papa John's - slice of The Meats, slice of barbecue chicken and pineapple
Cup of Sierra Mist

Vitamin Water Focus, Monster Khaos

Iced Tea
Vedan oriental noodle soup, chicken noodle soup
Barilla elbows, olive oil, pepper, and garlic

Friday, April 28, 2006

4/26/06

Banana
Orange juice

Commissary
Italian hero with sausage, onions, peppers and tomato sauce
Curly fries

One stale gummy bear

Sushi Katsu-ya
Here is the writeup from Citysearch:
Katsu-ya is always packed with its loyal following, but it's unquestionably worth the wait. The good-looking Valley crowd doesn't even mind putting up with Hollywood types gossiping about scripts and head shots--as long as they still get to swoon over the amazing sushi.

And now, what I ate:
Tuna with crispy rice
Baked crab roll
"Robert" roll
Edamame
Dinner salad
Tempura rock shrimp with ponzu sauce
Tuna with jalapeno
Albacore with crispy onions

What I gossiped about:

Scripts
Head shots

How good-looking I was:
Very

Zach is Back in the Saddle, ZK 4/27-4/28 (up until 3:26pm)

Thursday
Smoked turkey, pesto, ketchup, lettuce on toasted ciabatta bread. Oyster crackers, hot chocolate, chocolate chip cookie, OJ.

Roast turkey, brioche roll, OJ.

Friday
Smoked turkey, pesto, ketchup, lettuce on toasted ciabatta bread. You may recall, depending on whether I recorded this or not, that one time when I ordered my sandwich and the guy who works there was making it, the Asian lady who gives me too much turkey was yelling at him the whole time how I like my sandwich and he was just laughing but she was getting very mad because she wants my sandwich to be perfect. Today, I ordered from the guy again (it's luck of the draw, as the sandwich line splits into three lines only when you're next in line) and while he was toasting the bread, she asked me what I wanted and as I tried to explain that he was helping me she started getting out the ingredients and snatched the bread out of the guy's bewildered hands. The way she makes my sandwich is to make a perfect sandwich, then unmake it, and then add 2 pounds of turkey.

Chocolate chip cookie, OJ, hot chocolate, oyster crackers. The woman at the checkout register knows I ask for oyster crackers so she gave me 4 packages of them, unprompted. That is, needless to say, too many oyster crackers for one person, unless they are starving. My doctor of one visit wants me to lose weight while everyone in the cafeteria is trying to give me an excess of food?! This is why people commit suicide.

Vegas

Yesterday I started my eating at the buffet at Mandalay Bay. Here, I think, is everything I had there.

5 sausage links
1 strip bacon
1 Belgian waffle with "maple sauce"
6 pieces pineapple
4 pieces watermelon
2 servings of breakfast potatoes
1 serving of penne with cheese
1 strawberry
2 pieces of gouda cheese
2 slices of mini tiramisu
1 bite of chocolate cake
3 cups of coffee with cream and sugar
2 mimosas

Not that much, when you add it all up.

Samanluang Thai in Pomona, CA
Pad Prik King with beef
Some sweet and sour chicken
1 bite elephant noodle
Thai iced tea

Rocco's Pizza (delivered)
2 slices of Hawaiian pizza
1/2 bottle of Smoking Loon

A Thing I Hate

I hate how sometimes when you go to a good independent coffee place, they have a sign which tells you how they make their coffee, and which implies that however you make your coffee at home, with a machine, for instance, is the coffee-making way for complete a-holes who don't mind BITTER, REVOLTING coffee.

4.27.06 -- Grandma Dinner Returns

Orange
Blueberry yogurt
Baby Carrots
Vanilla Snack Pack

Blaue Gans
Riesling
Bread with red pepper dip (I think)
Burenwurst, Sauerkraut, Senf, Kren -- Pork and beef sausage, sauerkraut, mustard, fresh shaved horseradish
B
ites of Grandma's lemon sole with white asparagus -- The white asparagus were crazy. They were more than an inch in diameter and they were delicious.
Jager Schnitzel, Spaetzle -- This was a flattened pork cutlet with spaetzle (German version of noodles) in some kind of light brown buttery sauce with mushrooms and thick little chunks of bacon. This was very tasty and buttery. Also, this was maybe the second or at most third time in my life I have ever eaten pork (this does not include bacon, which I love and have eaten many times, or chinese food pork dumplings, which I count as some other kind of meat). My family is not kosher at all, but we really just never ate pork. I think probably a lot of Jews are like this -- since there isn't pork in Jewish cooking, Jews often just won't cook or eat it. It will never be my favorite meat (there are so many great ones), but I decided that people seem to like it, and I ought to at least have a more amicable relationship with it such that I don't just skip over that portion of the menu every time. Either way, don't expect pork to appear in my reports again anytime soon.
Huckleberry Compote with meringue -- This had some crazy German name that I can't remember or find online. It was awesome and unlike anything I've had before. The meringue was much fluffier and moister than meringues I've had.
Tea

This place is Kurt Gutenbrunner's new, less formal (no reservations, etc.) restaurant. I'd say it was sort of like an Austrian version of a French bistro if that makes sense. It was good, hearty food, if a little overpriced. I also think that my dish probably had between 4 and 6 sticks of butter in it and then they probably added two more sticks at the end.

Blue and Gold
Some whiskey-cokes
Some BG

2006 April 27

Iced coffee, milk, sugar
Everything bagel, cream cheese

Cuban panini, pork, ham, mustard, swiss, pickles
16oz Orangina
Large vanilla chai
Grimmway baby carrots
Kraft creamy ranch

10th Ave Pizza - Slice of pepperoni

Art
2004 Chimney Creek sauvignon blanc
Heineken - (What the fuck, Fredericks & Freiser? I demand that you get original Zak Smiths back in stock now!)
2004 Stone Cellars chardonnay
Sancerre
Sauvignon Blanc - (Terrible, terrible sauvignon blance)
Three pretty large glasses of Las Brisas and the work of José Clemente Orozco - (We spent about half an hour discussing his "Cloud" with a slightly crazed artist who may or may not have been recovering from a habit freebasing. I was struck with his ability to mimic the texture of brick.)

Well, that seems like a perfect time to stop drinking! Anyways,

Righteous Urban Barbeque
Budweiser
Pulled pork sandwich
Pickles
Some fries and cole slaw

What a lovely opportunity to stop drinking!

Blue & Gold
Two Blue & Gold lagers
Red Bull
Three Blue & Gold lagers

And now, home, to stop drinking.

Home
Two 2001 E. Guigol Côtes du Rhône

Fuck you Thursday

Breakfast:
surprisingly, my usual yogurt dish
1.5 cups coffee

Lunch:
3 spaten something-or-other beers, consumed at Mad Mex
1 PB&J
1 royal gala apple
1 small Tanzanian Peaberry from Crazy Mocha

Snack:
1 bag of Cape Cod Beachside Barbecue chips (the 99 cent size)
consumed while reading an article titled "In the Franklin Factory" by Jack Hitt, which was found in a recent delivery from the good people at Abebooks titled Quick Studies: The Best of Lingua Franca. Shamefully, I did purchase this book after reading Ron "Mo-Ron" Rosenbaum's article about LF in the New York Observer. This article was pretty good, and seems to be a cut above most of the other articles included which are about obscure feuds over long-forgotten cultural studies controversies in the 1990s. Which is not to say the book as a whole is bad.

Dinner:
1 bowl of Adobo Black Bean soup
a few slices of tuscan loaf with butter

Drinks at Doc's, on the deck
1 sierra nevada india pale ale.

Thence home, as I was feeling moody and tetchy.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Nausea

Here's a query, food friends:
Who in our little band seems to become ill the most from eating?

Zachkay and SC have both become ill in recent postings. By ill, I mean anything from nausea to actual sicking up.

Also, is this tendency to sickness the result of what is consumed or attributable to individual constitutions?

Opinions, anyone?

how i kept my stomach busy on 4/26

breakfast:
whole wheat bagel (a big one), toasted with scallion cream cheese and tomato
1 mini-carton homestyle oj
1 dubs latte (i'm naming it after myself only because i'm pretty sure it's not an actual latte) with skim and splenda

lunch:
Burrito Box
there is some innuendo hidden in the name of this establishment that leads to no small number of amusing japes every time we order from there. can you spot it, foodreporters?!
1 chicken burrito w/black beans, rice, pico, guacamole, cheese, sour cream on whole wheat tortilla
a single tortilla chip

dinner:
Island Burger
1 "chesky's" churasco - chicken sandwich on sesame bun with mozzarella, avocado, honey mustard, and tomato. chesky's is in quotes because a chesky's is supposed to come on ciabatta but mine did not.

Tuesday and Wednesday, ZK

Tuesday, 4/25
Grilled chicken sandwich with bacon and lettuce. I figured that there wasn't much difference healthwise between getting my usual chicken slices from the salad bar and a roll and getting a roll with a chicken breast in it, as in the sandwich, but that was all before I decided to order bacon on my sandwich and they gave me like 10 pieces of bacon and I ate all of the bacon. Later on Tuesday I went to the doctor for a strep test and he didn't give me one but instead twice told me I should lift weights and he set up a consultation with a gastrointerologist for me. This is because of what I eat?
Chocolate chip cookie, OJ, apple, oyster crackers, hot chocolate.

Chicken wings, brioche roll, two cookies, OJ.

Wednesday, 4/26
1/2 croissant
Grilled chicken, broccoli, lettuce, pepper sauce, pepper, ketchup, OJ, chocolate chip cookie, chocolate milk, oyster crackers, white roll w/ butter.

1 mini Bud.
5 glasses of B&G lager.
1 slice of cheese pizza from Stromboli.
I figured if I drank before I ate I would get drunker faster and not have to drink as much. Somehow I barely got drunk at all and the pizza made me feel wicked gross.

A Normal Day, 4.26.05

Orange

Raspberry yogurt
Baby carrots
VANILLA snack pack
Orange

United Noodles (Delivery)
Pad See Ew w/ tofu -- This was ok, but not enough sauce and the tofu was slightly soggier than I would have liked.
Sapporo

Professor Thom's
1 Harpoon -- This is the closest Red Sox bar to my place. Seems like it may be ok on most night, but they were playing bingo last night and the MC was making horrible Maury Povich jokes ("the winner of this round will be Maury Povich's assistant." Does that even count as a joke?). There is something pretty awful about trying to drink a beer and watch a game with a man loudly listing numbers and letters.

Blue and Gold
Some B to the G

I guess when I wrote that this was a normal day I forgot that I had a VANILLA snack pack. It was ok.

2006 April 26

Large coffee with milk and sugar
Croissant

Amy's Bread
Pizza with fresh spinach, chopped tomatoes, onions, garlic, herbs, and mozzarella
Grilled New York state cheddar cheese on sourdough with chipotle puree, red onions, tomatoes, and cilantro
Large iced coffee

Pokka Aloe-V+ with peach juice
Tobagi slice cabbage kimchi
Sips from Sangaria strawberry soda
Most of a black and white cookie from the East Side Diner

Slam Open at the Nuyorican Poets Cafe
Two Budweiser

Home
Two 2001 E. Guigol Côtes du Rhône

26 IV 06, Wednesday

Breakfast:
plain yogurt with blueberries, sliced banana, and a drizzled with honey
3 cups of french roast coffee
1 tumbler orange juice

Lunch:
Tavern ham on whole grain sandwich, with grey poupon and spinach
1 royal gala apple
1 small coffee from Crazy Mocha

Snack:
tuscan bread with the last of the homemade hummus

Dinner:
farfalle pasta with some puttanesca sauce and parmesean cheese

Dessert:
1 coffee milkshake, consumed while strolling about my neighborhood.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

4/25! dubs!

breakfast:
seven-grain bagel, toasted w/scallion cream cheese and tomato
1 mini-carton homestyle oj
1 double latte of my own design

lunch:
a diet sunkist and no food. whoops!

dinner:
Zen Palate
sweet and sour sensation w/brown rice
taro spring rolls
hot and sour soup

later:
about a third of a pint of ben & jerry's "half baked" fro-yo, consumed while watching monday's 24 on my computer and thinking that the only way to top that would have been to eat the ice cream directly from the carton instead of out of a bowl

4.25.06

Naval Orange -- These are not as good as they were last month.

Classic:
Blueberry yogurt
Baby carrots
Snack pack
Naval orange

Gandhi (takeout)
Vegetable samosa
Chicken korma
Rice
Naan

2006 April 25

Large iced coffee
Raisin bagel with cream cheese

Bali Nusa - Ayam Opor - Broiled chicken with coconut milk, onion, garlic, ginger, and "Indonesian spices," sides of rice, salad, and spring roll

Mackay's green tea
Parts of an organic fruit bar

Bite Me Best - Tex Mex
Hanger - Five Pabst Blue Ribbons
Blue & Gold - Quantity of Blue & Gold lager

The last time I checked, the phrase "Indonesian spices" was completely interchangeable with the phrase "spices."

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Deep In The Heart Of Texas, Part II

Dairy Queen, Marfa
½ of a Fritos Chili Cheese Crunch Hungr-Buster
3 Chicken Strips
Fries
Barq’s Root Beer
(about two hours later): Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Blizzard
You can watch a commercial for the Fritos Chili Cheese Crunch Hungr-Buster here

Indian Lodge, Davis Mountains State Park
1 bite of clam chowder.
Country-fried steak
Corn
Fries
Iced Tea

1 glass of Chardonnay of some kind.

Notes: The good folks at the Texas Parks and Wildlife Bureau do an exquisite job in so many ways, but their clam chowder is not their greatest glory. Perhaps that, plus the burger I ate that had Fritos on it, is what made me so sick. After a round of boisterous vomiting, I went to bed clutching my stomach, which was churning, sputtering, and exploding like the engine of a third-hand Pontiac in the middle of winter. However, I am of the “get back on the horse” school of post-traumatic eating.

Marfa Book Company
Latte
Chocolate chip cookie with walnuts

Terlingua Café, Terlingua
Chili with onions and cheese, and tortillas
Chicken, bacon, cheese quesadilla with salsa

The lodge at Big Bend National Park
Snickers pie
A glass of Yellowtail
I had this to test my theory that I had suddenly become allergic to wine. Debunked!

Pizza Foundation, Marfa
2 slices of cheese pizza
1 Shiner Bock beer
3 mini bottles of Ste. Genieve chardonnay

Terlingua is of course home to the world's biggest Chili Cookoff every year. Despite that, the chili was not that good. No sense blowing it in the off-season, I suppose. The waitress asked if we wanted onions and cheese as though it's a funny joke to pretend we wouldn't. Pizza Foundation is very good. If you find yourself in need of a slice in Presidio County, I recommend it. Marfa generally has terrific eating. The last time I was there, Francis McDormand asked me what kind of pastry to get (pumpkin empanada, was my answer)

25 IV 06, Tuesday

Yeah I'm same-day food reporting

Breakfast:
3 cups of coffee
1 bowl of plain yogurt, with blueberries, sliced banana, and honey drizzled on top
1 tumbler of "some pulp" Tropicana oj

Mid-morning:
1 small coffee, from Crazy Mocha

Lunch:
Sandwich: whole grain bread, whole grain grey poupon mustard, spinach, and tavern ham.
1 orange
I'd never had tavern ham before. It's very tasty. Thank you Whole Foods, for this new experience!

Actually, this leads to an anecdote that when I was at Whole Foods yesterday, buying tavern ham at the prepared food counter, I also ordered some "forbidden tropical rice" for my mother. The lady behind the counter, an older black woman, and I had a brief, somewhat playful (but not flirtatious) conversation about forbidden rice. Charming! She also approved of my purchasing some of the black forest bread pudding.

Snack:
2 slices of tuscan loaf
homemade hummus (drizzled with olive oil and sprinkled with some sweet paprika)

Dinner:
defrosted lasagna, made by my mother. My mom is a really really good lasagna cook. Her secret? She follows the recipe on the box, and uses a sauce that contains mushrooms and olives.
another slice of tuscan loaf

Dessert:
The remainder of the black forest bread pudding

Yes, I did use the verb "to drizzle" twice in this posting. I challenge foodfriends to come up with a synonym that is appropriate for olive oil (not necessarily appropriate for honey).

W.I.A. Trivia Time

Today for lunch, I ate a Set Decorator from the commissary.

Without checking the archives, can anyone tell me what is in a Set Decorator?

what dubs ate on 4/24

breakfast:
1 large bowl of raisin bran +skim
1 cup oj, pulpless
1, wait for it, 1% latte that i made myself because i finally figured out how to use the espresso machine. i am not exaggerating when i say that this is going to change my coffee habits drastically. and yes it had splenda in it.

pre-lunch snack:
1 cup honey nut cheerios

lunch:
turkey, swiss, lettuce, tomato, honey mustard on a wheat roll
1 bag "dirty" salt + vinegar chips
1 orange-orange vitamin water ("essential," c + calcium)
1 chocolate cigar (tasty)

dinner:
gemelli with olive oil, diced tomatoes, garlic, and grated romano, reheated from lunch on 4/23
1 lemonade vitamin water ("multi-v," a-zinc)

how many vitamin waters do you suppose is the record for one day? not that my paltry 2 comes close, but I bet I could drink a dozen pretty easily. not that a dozen would come close either.

A Fucking Shitshow, ZK 4/19-4/24

Wednesday
BBQ chicken breast, broccoli, matzoh, vanilla crema-lita w/ hersheys chocolate sauce, OJ.

Olberto's Hickory Beef Jerky, O.J.

Whiskey from 12am-8am.

Thursday
Q-House: BBQ Chicken Breast, matzoh, smoked turkey, vanilla-chocolate fro-yo w/ chocolate sprinkles. OJ, chocolate milk.

Cheese Sicilian slice at Pinocchio's. Apple Juice.

Chips, crackers, crostini, other PW snacks.
4 or 5 Bass Ales
2 Harp Lagers
Shot of SoCo
Some Heineken Light beers
Some more beers.

Beef, french bread.

Friday
Campo de Fiori: Pizza Marghuerite, half-palermo and OJ combo. Some of a chocolate chip cookie from Jost's bottomless bag of cookies.
1/2 vanilla oreo milkshake from Bartley's.
1/2 Twix on 'T'.
1 Coors and 1 Red Stripe at Harvard Harvey's Sister's B-day BBQ. 1/2 a grilled hamburger bun.
1/2 bass at Charley's Kitchen. Grilled chicken sandwich and fries.

Saturday
I'm a little hazy on this day.

1 slice of cheese Sicilian at Pinnochio's.
1 flour tortilla (nothing inside of it) and chocolate vanilla Fro-Yo at Q-House.

HOME
Chips and Salsa, carrots, green beans, broccoli, brioche roll, roast turkey.
Vanilla chocolate chip yogurt, oreo yogurt, and 2 chocolate chip cookies topped off with homemade Bailey's hot fudge sauce. This was the best dessert.

1 PBR in order to make both of my brothers drink.
M:I:II

Sunday
Smoked turkey, pesto, lettuce, ketchup on Ciabatta bread at Darwins. Darwins had a different idea of how I wanted this sandwich than I did.
Fro-yo from Feinstein.

Chocolate milk, oyster crackers, brioche roll, OJ, cookie on bus.

Chicken wings from Russo's, brioche rolls, some chips, cookie, apple at home.

Monday
Beef, broccoli, white roll w/ butter, OJ, chocolate chip cookie, oyster crackers, hot chocolate.

Chicken wings, brioche roll, OJ, some chips, cookie, some spaghetti w/ meat sauce courtesy of Mattpod.

1/2 brioche roll, 2 spoonfuls of Mattpod's Cookies and Cream Ice Cream.

4.24.06

Blueberries and cream instant oatmeal

2 slices cheese pizza
1 diet coke -- The price of this lunch deal goes up between 7 and 15 cents every week but when I ask the woman who works there if they have changed the price she acts like she can't believe I would say that to her.

Barilla spaghetti no. 12 w/ meat sauce e parmesan
1 of Zachkay's mom's cookies -- I really carbed it up today.

Petite Abeille
1 Chimay Blue -- As we have discussed, Chimay is not very good. Unfortunately, my first, second, and third choices were unavailable and the waitress suggested this. Why would I listen if I knew I didn't want it?
Some sips of other beers
Half of a large bottle of an unidentified Belgian beer which the bartender convinced Murray and I to get because it was "off-menu." -- This took less convincing than you are probably imagining. Also, this bartender, though very nice, spent a long time describing the nose of the beers and was wearing a black t-shirt that said "Spoken Wordz" in some sort of metallic print.

Blue and Gold
B&G
Budweisers

Monday, 24 IV 06

Breakfast:
Plain yogurt with sliced banana and honey
2.5 cups of coffee

later...
1 small cup of house blend from Crazy Mocha

Lunch:
half of a tuna melt and a cup of navy bean soup at The Elbow Room
I noted while there that the Elbow Room serves $2.50 bloody marys from 11-6 on Saturdays. If this is not reason to visit me in Pittsburgh, I'm not sure I can give you a better one.
1 carrot with a touch of homemade hummus on it

Afternoon:
1 medium Ethiopian Yirgacheffe coffee, from Crazy Mocha

Snack:
tuscan organic loaf, 3 slices, with more of my homemade hummus

Dinner:
Leftover black beans and rice from 23 IV

Dessert:
Black forest bread pudding. My, my, very good.

Monday, April 24, 2006

2006 April 24

Iced coffee with milk and sugar
York Peppermint Patty

Pastrami and swiss on a roll, mustard, lettuce, tomato

Watching New York Noise and doing recreational math problems
Ronzoni spaghetti no. 8
Sicilian sauce - olive oil, garlic, red pepper, basil
This is my idea of a pretty ruling time. If I lived somewhere more boring but could still get New York Noise this is probably what I would do every night.

Reese's Pieces

Rainbow sherbet

Attention LA Readers

Can any LA readers e-mail me what they ate at the Ren Fair? Thanks!

2006 April 23

Candy, orange juice
Iced coffee with milk and sugar
Cheese crackers
Act II Xtreme Butter microwave popcorn
Two cookies

Lucky - Veggie burger with cheddar cheese, bacon, and Lucky hot sauce - (I don't know if this is just because I was hungry, but I found this burger incredibly delicious and kept thinking about it for a while)

Blue & Gold 79 - (Whoops!) - Six Blue & Gold lagers
One shot of Jack Daniel's (Whoops!)
Guinness

Home - (I bet nothing goes wrong here!) Jameson 12 & Soda (Oh no!)
Two Jamesons 12 and water (Oh gosh! Oh no!)
Jagermeister and water (What the hell is that, even? Who on Earth is drinking a Jagermeister and water?)

Well, Fuck

As you can all see, I have ruined this blog. I am incredibly sorry. I don't know exactly what happened, except that I pressed "publish post" early this morning, then worked on some other things for awhile and when I came back it still said "0% published." I then checked FoodReporter and it had published itself over and over again sort of angrily the way I imagine it.

On the plus side, we are now up to 381 posts.

Sorry again.

Thursday 4.20.06 - Sunday 4.23.06


Let's keep this tight.


Thursday

Mr. Bartley's Burger Cottage

Burger with cheddar and mushrooms -- Still the best.

44 Bow Street
1 Lobster
Drinks

Friday

Eggs benedict
Peas
French fries
Iced tea

Oga's
Cold Sake
Complimentary clam salad -- This was a small salad of different kinds of marinated clams, tasty.
Salmon, tuna, salmon belly sashimi, special mackerel (this was a different kind of mackerel caught of a Japanese island whose name I forgot and was incredibly good), aji, black snapper, salmon skin, house special fresh water eel -- Bostonians: I think this is one of the best sushi restaurants in Boston, even though it is in an odd location for a good restaurant (rt. 9, Natick). They fly the fish in fresh from Japan and various other fish markets (like Fulton Fish Market) and you can find some great stuff here.

Story Street Party
Drinks

44 Bow Street
Drinks

Saturday

Pinocchio's
1 slice tomato basil

Grill 23
Pinot Noir
Some oysters
Some of brother's crab cake
Some of dad's calamari
Filet Mignon (watercress and caramelized onions on the plate)
Truffled tator tots
Sauteed Mushrooms
Some profiterole
Earl Grey

44 Bow Street
Guinness

Quincy House
Drinks
MI-2

Sunday

Darwin's
Daily special, roasted turkey breast with stuffing, cranberry sauce, greens on ciabatta -- Didn't make the list of top Darwin's sandwiches, but didn't disappoint either.
Orange-Mango Drink

Bus
Small fries
Medium Diet Coke

Vinny Vincenz
Calzone with mushrooms and chicken, tomato sauce to dip

Blue & Gold -- Home
2 jim and coke
1 taste test, jim beam vs. powers -- Ellie tried to convince me that powers is preferable to Jim Beam, but the thing is that I was drinking $3 whiskey and cokes, not a whiskey neat, so I will stick to my sweet bourbon for that drink.
Some Blue and Gold Lager -- It turns out the Blue and Gold Lager (or is it an ale?) is actually Magic Hat and that Blue and Gold is the largest distributor of Magic Hat in the area and that for this reason Magic Hat loves Blue and Gold and invites them to the annual Jazz fest in Burlington and that now we are invited to go to the annual Jazz fest in Burlington on an unspecified day and find an unspecified hotel where we can share 2 hotel rooms with the Blue and Gold bartenders and some friends we don't know. I assume this was all offered in earnest.

I had a terrific time back in Cambridge, and great week of food and friends. Let's do it again soon.

Deep In The Heart of Texas

Friday

Orange Mango Nantucket Nectars

Burger King
Sausage egg and cheese biscuit, egg removed by hand

Charley’s, George Bush Airport
BBQ Cheddar Cheesesteak combo, with fries and Pepsi with lettuce. Request for no onions was not honored.

One Nestle Tollhouse chocolate chip cookie

Emily Rose Hotel, San Antonio
Planter’s Punch
½ hot wing

Boudro’s, San Antonio Riverwalk
Plantain-marinated flank steak
Grilled vegetable salad
Mojito
Glass of Texas red wine
Bite of bread pudding
Bite of some sort of brownie sundae
“Nutty Coffee” – cappuccino with amaretto and Bailey’s

Saturday
Shipley’s Donuts
Chocolate frosted donut
Coffee with cream and sugar

Rathskeller, Fredericksburg, TX½ sausage plate - bratwurst, knockwurst, sauerkraut, German potatoes
½ Reuben sandwich
1 Coke

delightful, old-fashioned ice cream parlor, Fredericksburg
"Missy's Mocha Madness" - Coffee ice cream, brownie, hot fudge, toffee bits, split with L.

Maiya’s, Marfa, TX
Some vodka penne
Some bad Texas wine
The German food left my stomach in a bit of sturm und drang, so I didn’t eat much, although it was terrific.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

2006 April 19-22

2006 April 19

Orange juice, banana
Large iced coffee with milk and sugar, croissant
Reese's Fast Break, Peep
Chicken Bar - #3 - crispy chicken sandwich, french fries, Fanta orange

Gatorade Xtremo Mango Electrico

Several glasses of Frontera sauvignon blanc
Several ounces of Jagermeister

2006 April 20

Bloody Mary
Pinocchio's - Tomato & Basil, Pepperoni, Orangina
Sprite
Two Camparis & Soda
Jagermeister
Beast
Sam Light
Corona
Bass
Heinken Light
Tommy's - Pepperoni
Most of a Guinness
other drinks

2006 April 21

Four Snickers Minis
Lay's KC Masterpiece
Orange juice
Prattville Pizza - Three slices pepperoni
Off-brand orange soda

A few glasses of Lindeman's 2004 Bin 65 Chardonnay
Most of a bottle of sparkling wine of a brand not to be recorded for crimes against the human race
Charlie's - a pickle, Guinness
Several more drinks

2006 April 22

A lacuna occurs in the records for this day.

23 IV 06, Sunday

Breakfast:
3 cups coffee
2 fried eggs (overeasy)
2 slices of toast with butter

Lunch:
1 orange
PB&J

Dinner:
Black beans and rice, with diced tomatoes, chopped carrots & celery
1 Wolaver's IPA

Sorry about not posting the past few days...the tedium of re-visiting my dull meals over the past few days is way too much to handle.

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Not Blind Anymore (4/21/06)

I'm back.

Scrambled eggs
Toast

A bit of leftover Mista salad from Pomodoro

Vodka and San Pellegrino Limonade (?)

At Xi'an [Gentlemen's Dinner, the Sequel]
(deep breath)
Ketel One and soda

Shrimp toast
Foil-wrapped something or other
Szechuan wontons
Calamari salad
Steamed rice
Chicken fried rice
Charbroiled miso black cod
Bok choy with sesame seeds
Part of a giant crab
Lemon chicken
Orange chicken
Some other chicken (somewhat spicy)
Crackerjack shrimp

Too much of two different makeshift "Scorpion Bowls" (The waiter did not know what Deegs was talking about, so he improvised and mixed some crap in bowls. Included some amount of 151 which was lit on fire.)

Then I went home and played hockey with Deegs, dak, Etten, and a bloody Matey Kirshner.
Let's look alive, FoodReporters.

Cambridge

Wednesday, April 19

2 pieces of Trader Joe’s cornbread
1 ½ cups homemade Dunkin’ Donuts coffee, with cream and sugar

At the Castle
1 slice, Sicilian pepperoni pizza from ‘Noch’s
2 Gatorade Victory Lane Orange and Triple 8 vodkas

Fanueil Hall
1 Boston Barker hot dog with ketchup and mustard at Fanueil Hall

Charlie’s
Double Guinness cheeseburger with fries
Vanilla milkshake

At the Castle:
1 Double Big Gulp – Fruit Punch Gatorade
2 glasses Marker’s Mark over ice
1 Double Big Gulp – Fruit Punch Gatorade

Notes: The double Guinness cheeseburger was not very good. I ordered it because Murbles made the valid point that I wasn't not going to get a burger with Guinness in it, seeing as how I could. I don't know at what point in the process the Guinness is addded. Regardless, a better idea would have been to eat a normal cheeseburger and drink a Guinness.

Thursday, April 20

Henrietta’s Table
Maine rock crab and corn chowder (most of this was eaten by Kwang)
Henrietta’s BLT with Netsake’s bacon
Draft Nutley root beer

Border Café1 chicken burro with jambalaya
1 Corona with lime

At the Castle
2 Captain Morgan’s and Sprite over ice
1 shot Jaegermeister
1 glass white wine
3 Canty Kool-Aids

Tommy’s

1 cheese slice

Notes: Kwang ate almost all of my chowder, which lacked punch. Readers should note that any time I cite a restaurant meal, it's to be understood that I ate 2/3s of it. As for the BLT, it was fine, but no better than the BLTs I used to love at Lee's Beehive. I tried Tommy's mostly because I was curious about the legendary badness of it since changing ownership yet again. It was indeed very bad, worse than, say, Elio's. Jack had solved this problem earlier by the addition of a small Alp of oregano.

Friday, April 21, 2006

20 IV 06 Thursday

Breakfast:
Yogurt with honey
2 cups coffee

Lunch:
1 orange
1 PB&J

Snack:
2 slices of ciabatta dipped in olive oil

Dinner:
My mom's homemade chili
1 more slice of ciabatta

Dessert:
2 chocolate peanut cups
1 small chocolate egg

Thursday, April 20, 2006

19 IV 06, Wednesday

Breakfast:
Last two slices of banana bread, toasted, with butter. So sad!
3 cups coffee

Lunch:
1 royal gala apple
1 PB&J

Dinner:
Penne with a "deconstructed" tomato sauce. I know, it's jackassery but it was deconstructed! Just garlic, lots of hot pepper flakes, and a can of diced tomatoes.
1.5 glass of Fat Bastard Syrah, 2002 vintage.

Dessert:
2 chocolate covered pretzels
1 weird homemade chocolate peanut cup
1 very small chocolate egg

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

dubs 4/18

breakfast:
what i hoped would be my penultimate matzah pbj
1 cup coffee, +splenda (it's back!) +skim
1 cup oj

lunch:
Algonquin
vodka tonic
spinach salad with grilled chicken, goat cheese, and mandarin oranges. i can't remember what dressing it had because i was too busy gazing wistfully at the bread basket in front of me. anyway the salad was fine.

snack:
1 cup coffee +splenda +skim
another (surprise!) matzah pbj. the actual penultimate. i hope.

dinner:
China Wok
i don't know much about the bible but at this point i'm pretty much convinced that "manna from heaven" was china wok sesame tofu with brown rice, and that god is (was?) two chinese dudes in a ramshackle storefront on 2nd and b. this meal is how i've survived my personal weeklong desert approximation.

Hella ZK, 4/18-4/19

Tuesday Dinner
Sliced roast turkey from the bodega next door. OJ. Passover brownie.

Wednesday Lunch
Broccoli. OJ. BBQ chicken breast from the salad bar (I think after you eat weighed-food off the bone you should be able to go back to the register and weigh the bone without the food and get a refund. This would be gross, but just.) French Vanilla Crema-Lita w/ hershey's syrup.

Wednesday Dinner
Beef jerky on the bus. Mattpod and I are going on a beef jerky scouting expedition before the bus ride this afternoon. Do any NY food reporters know of a good place to get beef jerky in the Times Square area?

2006 April 18

Orange juice, banana
Coffee Pot - Everything bagel with cream cheese, large almond caffe latte

Four peanut butter silk truffles - (I am a little piggy!)
Peep
Bawls
Sullivan Street - pizza patate
Large coffee with half and half and sugar

Movida - Two bottles Brahma

Pommes Frites - Regular frites with smoked eggplant mayo and chopped onions

Orange juice

4.18.06

Algonquin Round Table
Makers on the Rox
Cold Poached salmon on microgreens with herb and oil vinaigrette -- The name of this dish is misleading. There were a few microgreens, but the salmon was mostly on chopped peppers. The herb and oil vinaigrette may have possibly contained those ingredients but mostly tasted of anchovies and olives.

Matzo Brei with peach-apricot jam -- This matzo brei came out better than last time because I decided on bigger chunks of matzo and shorter soaking time.

Blue and Gold
2 jim beam and cokes

I visit Grandpa

Breakfast:
One piece of Trader Joe's cornbread
Orange juice
Small cup of homemade Dunkin' Donuts coffee with cream and sugar

Bertuccis:
Small salad with Italian dressing (I picked out the onions as is my wont)
Rigatone Abruzzi (rigatone with sausages and green peppers). Grandpa had same.
1 roll dipped in olive oil/garlic sauce
1 glass of house white wine
Cappuccino

Legal Seafoods:
1 cup clam chowder w/oyster crackers
Fish & Chips
1 glass Geyser Peak sauvignon

NOTES: Bertucci's was a compromise with my Grandpa, who's favorite restaurant is a Chinese buffet on the South Shore that is just filthy. He likes to admire the way Chinese people can take apart a whole fish with chopsticks. Dubs, study them. Surely Legal has the finest of all chowders, despite the lack of bits of bacon. Has anyone ever tried grilling fish on a plank of wood, ideally some aromatic type, on a grill? This seems to be Legal's big deal these days.

18 IV 06, Tuesday

Breakfast:
2 slices of banana bread, toasted with butter
2 cups coffee
1 tumbler of cranberry juice

Lunch:
1 bacon burger with lettuce, onions, mustard from 5 Guys
1 small fries, with ketchup and some malt vinegar

Afternoon:
2 cups of coffee from Crazy Mocha

Dinner:
Leftover lamb
leftover beans and rice
asparagus, lightly steamed with lemon juice and a small pat of butter

Dessert:
2 chocolate covered pretzels
1 small chocolate/peanut item.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Monday Night and Tuesday Morn', ZK, 4/17-4/18

Monday Dinner
Chicken wings, OJ, passover brownies, 2 spoonfuls of Mattpod's ice-cream.

After dinner I saw Asian Boyland on A between 11th and 12th. He was identical to Jack in every way, except he was slightly Asian.

Tuesday
O.J.
Grilled Chicken Panini sans bread, sans cheese, at The Algonquin. 1 Bass Ale.
Chocolate Milk.

4.17.06

Matzo and charoset

Key lime yogurt
Baby carrots
Chocolate snack pack

Matzo Brie with peach-apricot jam
Matzo Brie is a classic passover food. It is sort of related to French toast, and takes about 5 minutes to make. You just break up a couple squares of matzo and soak in water to make soft. Drain the water, mix with a couple of eggs. Cook over butter (or shmaltz, ie chicken fat, if you like), salt and pepper. I guess it's actually somewhere between french toast and scrambled eggs. Anyway, it's good with your favorite jam.

Announcement

Due to the busy social calendar of most FoodReporters this week, as well as the presumably varied diets we can expect from them, we will not have a Guest Reporter this week. KSWH is cordially invited to post any more historical meals remembered. The Guest Reporter program will continue next week.

the march continues, 4/17

breakfast:
matzah pbj - the aforementioned staple of my passover diet.
1 cup oj
1 cup coffee +skim +sugar (we're out of splenda)

lunch:
Europa Cafe
i've had nothing but mixed results from this purveyor of made-to-order salads and yet I keep going back, like some kind of chump. here is a breakdown of what I ordered versus what I received and reluctantly consumed.

ordered: 1 large spinach salad with chicken, feta, almonds, avocado, diced tomato, and lemon-herb vinaigrette

received and reluctantly consumed: 1 small (?!) romaine salad with tandoori chicken (?!), feta, almonds, VERY LITTLE avocado, gross really big chunks of tomato, and lemon-herb vinaigrette

i called to complain and they said they'd give me a free salad. on the one hand i'm happy about this but on the other i'm tired of skulking back into their embrace. do any of the AC foodfriends know of a good salad-to-order place in our area?

dinner:
Zen Palate
like the sephardic jews whose traditions allow them to get away with this without feeling guilty, rice has become the staple of my passover diet.
1 sweet and sour sensation w/brown rice
2 taro spring rolls (i figure if i'm eating rice, a roll wrapped in rice paper is a-ok)
1 tea's jasmine green tea (these are delicious)

later:
hot chocolate
ciao bella vanilla gelato
ciao bella dulce de leche gelato
ciao bella mango sorbet

i ate quite a bit of ice cream.

edit: i just realized that i called both matzah pbj and rice the "staple of my passover diet." let me resolve this apparent contradiction: there are two staples of my passover diet.

2006 April 17

McDonald's #5
3 1/2 Easter cookies

Ziti from anonymous pizzeria on Eighth

Gertrude's Best Truffles - one chocolate mousse, three peanut butter silk
Two Diet Cokes
At this point, I licked the frosting from the tinfoil in the cookie bin

Burger Joint picnic at Harvey's
Two glasses 2004 Woodbridge Riesling
Hamburger
Fries
Cheeseburger
A bit of Koh's hot soppressata and blue cheese sandwich

17 IV 06, Monday

Breakfast:
1 slice of toasted banana bread, buttered
plain yogurt, sliced banana, drizzle of honey
2 cups coffee (I'm totally cutting back!)
1 tumbler of cranberry juice

Lunch:
1 PB&J (whole wheat bread, chunky, strawberry)
1 orange
1 small coffee from Crazy Mocha

Dinner:
Leftover lamb with a tiny bit of Whole Foods Hot Sauce.
1 smallish bowl of black beans and rice, with diced canned tomatoes, chopped carrots, and chopped celery. Topped, as usual, with Frank's Red Hot. My parents had a huge bottle in their pantry, so I took that.

Dessert:
1 slice of Prantl's burnt almond torte

Monday, April 17, 2006

FENWAY

At home:
Orange juice
Banana

Boston Billiards:
3 small watermelon slices
1 breakfast sausage
1 French Toast quarter piece
1 Coors Light

Fenway Park:
1 small Dunkin Donuts coffee with ample cream and sugar
2 Coors Lights
1 Fenway Frank with mustard and ketchup

Flat Patties:
Cheesburger, no sauce
Some of my sis's fries

Tommy Doyle's:
1 and 2/3s 19.5 oz. Magner's ciders

Family Dinner at home:
Baked ham, with Old Cape Cod spicy honey mustard
2 pieces, Trader Joe's Corn Bread
Boston baked beans
3 cored pineapple chunks
1 glass, German wine from Trader Joe's
2 small scoops, Espresso Chip ice cream

NOTES: Wonderful day of eating. A girl tried to disguise herself and use the men's bathroom at Fenway, but was unmasked and taunted. Thanks to all who recommended Flat Patties, I was completely satisfied. I am a huge fan of Magner's cider, which in Ireland is known as Bulmer's - the smell of the alley behind the Bulmer's factory is one of the most distinct and lovely I have encountered in my travels. My mother claims that you should only buy German wine that says "mit Predikat" on it, because this means "it's certified." She speaks no German.

honestly, dubs, enough slacking off

4/16/2006 - sunday

passover is kind of doing a number on me. yesterday i cracked a little.

breakfast:
n/a, as i slept until noon

lunch:
it got to be around 2pm and i realized that i had no food i could eat in my house. and i was starving because prior to this i had subsisted largely on salad and matzah pbj. so i figured, check out the d'agostino's downstairs and buy some matzah to make more matzah pbj. unfortunately d'agostino's had a different plan, which was to be closed for easter. thus, in a desperate and cranky mood, i turned to the only place in manhattan that, for less than $5, will somehow deliver you two pounds of delicious food in, on a bad day, ten minutes.

China Wok
1 order sesame tofu with (here's where i cracked) brown rice. sorry, god. i had to fill my stomach with something.
some ginger ale that i found in the fridge

dinner:
Sariku
confusingly, this is a sushi place that shares real estate with a chinese place called, get ready for this fellow once-cantabridgians, the hong kong. but it was largely good even though every time i go for sushi i order what my dining companions generally agree are the worst things on the menu and really not even sushi.
edamame
a fried tofu appetizer that i forget the name of but was tasty
a california roll
a sweet potato tempura roll (really good, though again, probably not sushi)
a "jumbo vegetable roll" that cgm told me would probably be bad but i ordered it anyway and then it was kind of bad
some of indirect foodcousin michael's eel roll
some of cgm's softshell crab roll, which was better than all the stuff i got except maybe the sweet potato thing

it should also be noted that my performance with chopsticks last night was particularly poor, resulting in a lot of broken rolls, spilled rice, spattered soy sauce, sidelong glances from our waitress, and more than one well-intentioned request that i "just use a spoon."

Friday thru Monday Midday, ZK 4/14-4/17

Friday
Intern Lunch w/ Mattpod and Intern Julie Yang
Grilled chicken w/ pepper, pepper sauce, ketchup, dijon vinaigrette. Lettuce. Matzoh. OJ. Chocolate crema-lita with Hershey's chocolate syrup.

Pit-stop on way to Boston.
1 sprig of teriyaki beef jerky.
O.J.

Grendel's Den
Chips and Salsa. 1 Bass Ale. BBQ chicken sandwich sans bread (the bread was donated to food reporter Strach)

Ze Molotov Café (A café run by my little brother in Adams House. It serves only snackfoods that my brother and his roommates like that they buy at Costco with Adams' money.)
Parts of flourless chocolate brownie, parts of a macaroon.

Saturday
8-cut BBQ chicken, smoked turkey, matzoh, OJ, chocolate+vanilla frozen yogurt, half-an-apple at Q-House D-Hall.

Dinner @ My House (my parents were away, so just leftovers)
Beef from Passover. OJ. Yoohoo. Chips and Salsa. Passover brownies. Chocolate milk.

1/2 Harpoon IPA split with my brother in an attempt to force him to get drunk.

Sunday
Teriyaki chicken wings from Whole Foods. OJ. Passover brownie.

1 gala apple en route.

More teriyaki chicken wings and OJ at apartment.

Blue and Gold
1 Stella
1 mug of Murray's pitcher.
1 Pabst (not from a bucket).

More chicken wings and OJ.

Monday
Grilled chicken w/ pepper, pepper sauce, ketchup. Broccoli. OJ. Matzoh. French vanilla Crema-Lita w/ Hershey's Chocolate Sauce. Hot chocolate.

I had 4 Dove Dark Chocolate Promises. They were as follows:

1. Smile. People will wonder what you've been up to.

2. It's definitely a bubble-bath day.

3. There's not excuse not to dream.

4. Remember your first everything.

Science, My Imminent Death

I prepared a chart of my alcohol intake. I think that maybe the most digestible and informative is weekly summaries, beginning on Mondays, grouped into quantity of beer, wine or sake, and liquor. Let's learn!



























































Date

Beer

Wine/Sake

Liquor

2/27

27

6

3

3/6

21

9

10

3/13

18

6

1

3/20

35 ½

7

6

3/27

32

9

4

4/3

33

5

3

4/10

25

13

14

Total

191 ½

55

41


Did you learn something? That's right, on an average week, I have 41 drinks. That's an average of 6 alcoholic beverages a day. Also, if you check the raw data, I have between zero and three almost half the time. Also, I had badly underestimated the number of days on which I have 14 or more drinks. Also, I wish I were dead.

Weekend In Review 3, 4.16.06 -- Sunday

Matzo and charoset
Macaroons

Gatorade X-factor orange

Chicken teriyaki stirfry with shiitakes, carrots, rice -- I overcooked the chicken a little. Oops!

Blue & Gold
Guinness
Pabst

Weekend In Review 2, 4.15.06 -- Saturday

Matzo and charoset (expect a lot more of this for a few days)
Macaroons

Union Square Farmer's Market (previously reported)
Apple-raspberry cider
Chocolate milk

Sandobe

Sake
Complementary sandobe salad
Salmon
Saba (mackerel)
Ikura (salmon roe)
"Sandobe roll" with tuna and avocado -- This is an inside-out roll with a crab meat middle (real crab, not crab stick) and tuna and avocado on the outside. I wasn't wild about this, the crab was surprisingly bland.
1 piece of KSWH's volcano roll -- A variety of fish in an inside out roll, then battered and fried tempura style, with spicy mayo sauce. Tasty, but the fish was slighty cooked due to the frying with I did not like.
1 piece of FFriend Wolt's spicy tuna roll

I went here at FFriend Murbles' suggestion. It was good and reasonably priced. The service was crazy. At one point, a waitress brought us 2 orders of spicy tuna instead of the 1 we ordered. When we explained that we ordered only 1, she brought over the waitress that took our order, asked us if she was the one, then berated her in front of us. She then left the extra order at the table, but we were unsure whether we should eat it. She then came back, stared at the extra order for awhile, said a bunch of incomprehensible things, pretended to take the order away a few times, and then finally came back and actually took it. I don't know what to make of this behavior.

Roof

Dortmunder

Mona's
Pabst

Bar at 14 & 9th, name unknown
Budweiser

Weekend In Review 1, 4.14.06 -- Friday

Intern Lunch @ Conde Nast
Grilled chicken with dijon vinaigrette
Tofu with coconut curry
Roasted acorn squash
Roasted carrots

Some matzo and leftover charoset

Sea (delivery)
Rama the King with sticky rice

Blue & Gold
Jim Beam and Coke

Botanica
Guinness

Little Branch
Anchor Steam

Blue & Gold
Jim Beam and Coke

I also hung out at Jack's, but don't think I had anything more.

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Fish boast of fishing, the falcon cannot hear the falconer

This may "go" without my having said as much, but I am completely rudderless with want for a decent salt bagel with cream cheese in Hell's Kitchen. Je suis absolument distrait I need a reliable SBCC source so much. I want to go to sleep, but I am already filling with anxiety over how insufficient tomorrow's breakfast is going to be.

Easter Weekend

4-15-2006

Breakfast:
One large glass of diet coke

Lunch (The Read Cafe, Williamsburg):
chipotle chicken pressed sandwich
side of greens with balsamic dressing
large iced tea with 2 raw sugars

Dinner (Sandobe):
3 small glasses of sake
1 sandobe salad + 1 free small sandobe salad (kelp, shitake mushrooms, cucumbers and miso ginger dressing)
1 volcano roll (tuna & mackerel wrapped in seaweed and deep-fried...delicious)
1 piece of mattpod's tuna/avocado roll
1 piece of gardner's eel/avocado roll

11th street:
1 bite cookies and cream ice cream
1/2 small bottle of ginjo sake

Mona's:
1/2 remaining bottle of ginjo sake
one tumbler of vodka, whiskey & gin cocktail mixed with Monster Khaos energy drink
1 sugar-free redbull

R&R:
6 sips of a Bud Light


4-16-2006

Lunch:
2 eggs and salsa on potato bread, grilled with Pam spray on a George Foreman
small bowl of Kashi GoLean cereal with fresh blueberries & skim milk

1 diet coke

Dinner:
Chicken and black beans with melted cheddar
Goya Broccoli and Cheddar rice pilaf
Fresh Guacamole and Tortilla chips
small serving of Ben & Jerry's half baked ice cream and Edy's Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream
half a glass of red wine
1.5 glasses of skim milk

B&G:
1 glass Pinot Gris
Some sips of PBR


Thanks for having me, foodreporter.

2006 April 16 - Easter Sunday

Wheat toast, honey
Orangina

Mud - Iced coffee, milk, sugar
Pommes Frites - Large poutine

Orange juice
Irish coffee

Bud Light
Two Peroni
Pabst Blue Ribbon

After my second Peroni, I felt I was set for the night. I remembered the fact that we discovered this evening that our refrigerator has not refrigerated anything for the past several days, and decided to liberate at least one PBR from the imminent purge.

Update: Concerned readers will be pleased to learn of the salvation of the other PBR, effected by my drinking of it.

A further update: Jameson 12 and soda with dash bitters. Compulsive drinking and a lack of tiredness has led me here, or possibly fear that my club soda is also going to go bad.

Easter Weekend!

Saturday morning:
1 slice banana bread, toasted with butter
some cornbread, toasted, with butter and honey
2 cups coffee

Went then to Crazy Mocha's Shadyside location -- it was miserable. You can smoke there, so the overwhelming scent of the establishment was cigarettes and this really cloying air freshener. I hated it, and am never going back. Funny, since I love their Oakland location so much. But I had there a large orange spice black tea.

Lunch:
Ham and spinach sandwich, on whole grain bread, with whole grain mustard
1 Orange
more banana bread

Hors d'oeuvre, eaten on my parents' back deck, in the waning warmth of Easter Saturday:
crackers with my grandmother's famed blue cheese dip (made by my mother)
1 anchor steam beer
1 small tumbler of Maker's Mark, on the rocks

Dinner:
Leg of lamb, boneless, roasted in the oven
mashed potatoes
grilled vegetables
Tufico white wine

Dessert:
homemade brownies and haagen-daas coffee ice cream


Sunday AM:
1 communion wafer
3 poached eggs on toast soldiers, with Frank's Red Hot (obvs)
part of a Panera sweet roll
2 cups coffee

Late luncheon:
Half of a lamb and mint jelly sandwich
re-heated mashed potatoes
Coffee
more brownie and coffee ice cream

Hors D'oeuvre:
crackers with blue cheese dip (this time made by my grandmother)
shrimp cocktail (terrifyingly average, yet I ate a goodly amt)
Some Hawk's Crest (?) red wine

Dinner:
Asparagus
Caesar Salad
Beef tenderloin, with this nice mushroom topping
roasted finger potatoes
2 glasses wine

Dessert:
1 slice of burnt almond torte.

Happy Easter, Happy Easter

Burger King on the Garden State Parkway
Sausage, egg and cheese croissant, with the egg removed by hand
Hash browns
2 large Minute Maid orange juices

Longfellow's Wayside Inn
1 package Pepperidge Farm Butter Thin crackers - I think I meet the description of the ideal customer cited here
1 package Pepperidge Farm Toasted Sesame crackers with light spread of Wispride cheese
1 Grist Mill bakery corn muffin
New England Clam Chowder with oyster crackers
Virginia Baked Ham with maple-bourbon gravy
Cheddar-whipped potatoes
Butternut squash
Another corn muffin
2 glasses, Jacob's Creek Cabernet Sauvignon
Baked indian pudding with vanilla ice cream
Coffee with two sugars and lots of cream

NOTES: I eat roughly .5 cups of clam chowder per day when at home. I invite you to visit the website of Longfellow's Wayside Inn here. The clientele is primarily decrepit, demanding, old withered Yankees who are nonetheless charming in their hobbled cuteness. The allure is the rustic setting rather than the somewhat stewy, mushed-style food.
I very much look forward to reading MMW's Easter report!

Tax Day

A Salt and Battery
Cod bites with tartar sauce and "Fish Condiment"
Chips
Magner's cider
3 bites, deep-fried Mars bar

Australian Farm Cream
Vanilla milk shake

The old apartment
2 small slices pepperoni pizza
1 large slice roasted garlic and carmelized onion pizza from Gruppo
20oz. Coca-Cola
1 Peroni beer

Mattpod and Zachkay's rooftop
1 Sapporo
2 cups from Dortmunder pony keg

Mona's
3 glasses PBR
1 rum and coke (thanks, V. Danger)

NOTES: Australian Farm Cream is the best ice cream in New York, certainly, and perhaps the best anywhere outside of New Englan. I regretted passing up the chance to have a foul British soda at AS&B. The deep-fried Mars bar should be tried by everyone at least once, although I regretted not following through on my idea to go buy a Take 5 and have them deep-fry that. I never should have let Eben and Jack swap which Gruppo pie was large, and which was small.

2006 April 15

Salt & Battery
Haddock
Chips
Orange Tango
Part of a deep-fried Mars Bar

Australian
Strawberry milkshake

Orangina

Gruppo
Small slice pepperoni
Three large slices caramelized onions and garlic

11th St
Bud Light
DAB

Mona's
Two PBR
69 Energy Drink
PBR

Saturday, April 15, 2006

April 14th, 2004

Since Jack and I seem to eat the same foods in almost the same quantities, I thought it might be fun to mix things up a bit and report on a meal I ate two years ago on April 14th. I know the difference between foodreporting and foodfiction, so don't worry -- I actually documented my dinner this day, because I was reviewing restaurants for the Unofficial Guide.

Also, I was hosting a friend from highschool (Ian Hawkins) on this day and, as a result, I have a very clear memory of (most of) the night of April 14th.

Anyway.

Breakfast:
Like most days, I had no breakfast.

Lunch:
I am pretty sure I took Ian to the dining hall. I can't remember what we ate. Though I imagine I had French fries with my meal, as was customary. I probably also had a glass of chocolate milk mixed with skim milk.

Dinner (Bartley's Burger Cottage)
1 Ted Kennedy burger (w/cheddar cheese, mushrooms)
1 order of onion rings
1 chocolate oreo frappe
1/2 raspberry lime rickey

I felt pretty disgusting after dinner that nite. My notes read:
"[Bartley's burgers] always seem to sit in my stomach heavily and unplesantly after ever meal I have there...I guess that this time, it was probably related to my ordering of one of their "super rich frappes" along with the burger meal and finishing everything on my plate."

Do any other food reporters have similar thoughts about the post-meal effects of Bartley's burgers?

Later that night, Ian and I had a lot to drink and he ended up puking in my dorm room while I was at the Lampoon. Sorry, Ian!

2006 April 14

Iced coffee with milk and sugar
Bialy with cream cheese

Catered by Papa John's
Chicken strip, honey mustard
Slice of Meat Lovers'
Breadstick, cheese sauce
Slice of pineapple
Coca Cola Classic
Birthday cake w/ pink rabbit Peep
Turquoise chick Peep
One turquoise chick Peep dipped in Papa John's garlic sauce

Five Peaches and Dream from Dan (Peaches and Dream is when you halfway fill your Team Gulp with Wild Stallion, and half with vanilla infused Wild Stallion

One Pepperidge Farm soft baked Chocolate Chunk, dark chocolate

J. P. Warde's
Two Guinness

Shebeen
Champagne, sugar cube, bitters

Lombardi's
Two and a half glasses of 2004 La Vendemmia Veneto Chardonnay
Clam pie
Slice of sausage and peppers

Botanica
Three PBR
Bud
Half a rejected dark & stormy
Half a Bombay Sapphire

Little Branch
Gin Daisy

Blue & Gold
Tanqueray

Home
Two Peroni
Possibly a Bud Light

Question

Has anyone ever had a dream about an odd food, and then tried it?

Spring

I just spent an hour browsing at Union Square Farmers Market. This is a favorite nice day activity. I saw the biggest dog I have ever seen and probably the biggest dog I will ever see. It looked like a stock horse and had an enormous face like a St. Bernard. Guesses on the breed? I had:

1 farm fresh apple-raspberry cider
1 bottled on the farm chocolate milk

April the fourteenth day

I had a sip of Jack's Sunny D to wash down two advil. Then a Dunkin Donuts coffee with cream and sugar - as amazing as I remembered.

At Island Burgers and Shakes, I had a Honey West churasco sandwich (grilled chicken with ham and honey mustard sauce, lettuce and tomato). Delicious, although a little unwieldy, and I despise an unwieldy sandwich. I had a bite of my friend Rob's blackened chicken, bacon, and horseradish sauce - I should have gotten that. We discussed the fact that it was Good Friday, but lunchmate SP cited the papal dispensation for travelers, so I didn't worry too much. I also had some of Islands' potato chips, and a vanilla milk shake.

At the Whitney I had a bottle of apple juice.

I had a hot dog with ketchup and mustard and some papaya drink at one of those papaya-hot dog emporiums somewhere around 9th and 2nd. This was done out of nostalgia and to fortify myself against the rain.

At JP Wardes I had two Guinness and a wave of mixed memories washed over me like tepid bathwater. Champagne Classic cocktail (champagne, sugar cube, bitters) at Shibeen. Three glasses of house chardonnay, and two slices of sausage and roasted pepper pizza I enjoyed at Lombardi's. Half a slife of meatball pizza received from a neighbor in exchange for some clam pie.

At Botanica, I had three Powers whiskeys over ice. Then to Little Branch, where I had a mint julep and a Tasti-Kake Pound Cake. Back at my old home, I had half a Peroni and some Maruchan chicken ramen.

14 IV 06, Friday

Breakfast:
Toast (whole grain) today, with chunky peanut butter and honey
Plain yogurt with drizzled honey and banana
3 cups of coffee

Lunch:
Sree's Indian Food Truck:
Rice
spinach and black-eyed pea curry
vegetable and tofu
chick peas and potatoes
something else that I can't recall
All for $4

Afternoon coffee from Crazy Mocha; Sumatran, if I recall correctly

Dinner:
a pastiche
leftover farfalle pasta, see 11 IV
a peanut butter and jelly sandwich (whole grain, chunky, strawberry)

I also baked some banana bread this evening. I had a slice, buttered, for dessert.

Friday, April 14, 2006

4-13-06

On the way to the airport, I stopped at Jack in the Box, and got a sausage, egg and cheese croissant, and a coffee, to which I added three creams and two sugars. I mostly detest Jack in the Box, but the croissant, I'll admit, was pretty good. The coffee at JintheB is weak and watery. On the airplane, I had a Ralph's sandwich - turkey, dijon mustard, Swiss cheese, lettuce on a croissant, a bag of natural flavor Kettle Chips, a Pepperidge Farm Soft Baked chocolate chunk cookie, some coffee with cream and sugar, and lots of water. I opted for Jet Blue's jungle crackers.

Arriving in Manhattan, I enjoyed my favorite New York meal - lasagna at Max, accompanied by two glasses of house syrah. We proceeded, as regular readers can doubtless predict, to Blue and Gold. There I had a glass of Blue and Gold lager, four Powers whiskeys over ice, another glass of lager, then to Lakeside, where I had two more beers, I don't know what kind.

4-13-2006

Breakfast:
Iced doppio with a shot of sugar-free hazelnut (tip: this is cheaper and more potent than buying a tall latte at Starbucks -- you can just top off the doppio with milk from the condiments bar)
1 cup diet coke from FlatDan
3/4 Caramel nut blast Balance Gold bar
4 bites salted grits
1 bite bacon, egg, & cheese breakfast bagel

Lunch (Zen Palate):
3 steamed mini veggie buns (a healthy alternative to sliders)
small spinach & wonton soup
Some of SDB's fries (soggy)
1/4 Caramel nut blast Balance Gold bar

"Snack"
3.25 cups of Wild Stallion energy drink from AngryDan
small tasti-d-lite (1/2 red velvet, which is a kind of chocolate cherry flavor, and 1/2 cookies and cream, rolled in little cookie bits)

Circus:
1 large glass pinot grigio
handful of popcorn

Brooklyn:
1 side salad
20 oz Budweiser

Blue and Gold:
2 B&G Lagers
1 whiskey on the rocks (Thanks, SC!)

Falafel Star:
Chicken kebab sandwich

A small glass of diet coke.

13 IV 06, Thursday

Happy 100th Anniversary of Samuel Beckett's Birth

Breakfast:
Plain yogurt, banana, honey
3 cups French Roast coffee

Lunch:
1 ham and spinach sandwich, with whole grain mustard, on whole wheat bread
1 Royal Gala apple

Snack:
1 99 cent size bag of Cape Cod Jalapeno/Aged Cheddar potato chips.
1 glass of Guenoc Cabernet Sauvignon

Dinner:
1 bowl of chili, made by my mother last week, defrosted yesterday
toasted cornbread
1 glass of Guenoc

Thursday, April 13, 2006

2006 April 13

Xtreme Gulp of Gatorade X-Factor, Orange-Tropical Fruit

Chase Bank
Complimentary coffee with Cory sugar and a tiny amount of Cory non-dairy creamer flakes. Cory. Nice brand, Aramark.

Better Burger
Veggie burger with pork bacon and organic white cheddar
Better fries
Karma ketchup
Cajun ketchup

Three Wild Stallions from Sticky Dan

Circus
Popcorn
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Two free hot dogs, ketchup, mustard

Max
Two glasses of 2004 Feudo Arancio Syrah
Gnocchi alla Sorrentina

Blue & Gold 79
Two Blue & Gold Lager
Powers & soda

A survey...

Has FoodReporter killed Clinomania?

Several Days and an Omission

Monday 4/10
Smoked turkey, pesto, ketchup, lettuce, on toasted ciabatta bread. Xtina had a very similar sandwich and added pepper to it, suggesting that I do so as well. In light of my recent affinity for pepper, I think I will try this someday. Chocolate chip cookie. OJ.

5 chicken wings (buffalo wings? Not very buffalo-ey), 2 chicken fingers and 1 Harp lager at the party for Thumb Wrestling Federation. I think the party cost 3 times as much as what WLG and I got paid for writing the show.

Some chicken breast and baguette from Whole Foods. And a chocolate-chocolate chip cookie.

Tuesday 4/11
Grilled chicken, broccoli, white roll, chocolate chip cookie, OJ, oyster crackers, mini-dark-kit-kat. Hot chocolate.

Some chicken breast, haricot greens, and baguette from Whole Foods. OJ.

Wednesday 4/12
Broccoli, one tiny piece of chicken, and a ciabatta roll w/ pesto (I wanted to stock up on bread products before I forego them for the next 8 days.) Chocolate chip cookie, oyster crackers, hot chocolate, chocolate milk.

Many kinds of red wine, I think Hertzog was one of them.
Salad, turkey, gravy and brisket.
Matzoh.
This was a great meal, but I drank too much and someone threw my digital camera at me and it knocked my dixie cup of blush all over me and Conrad. I made the blush by pouring white wine into a dixie cup with some red wine in it.
Also, I kept pouring myself cups of some kind of rancid wine that was in Dubs and Conrad's kitchen and then pouring it in the sink and washing my cup.

3 Pabst at Blue and Gold (this was a mistake).

OMISSION UPDATE
I omitted to write about my dinner on Thursday, 4/6, so here it is:

1 1/2 Bass Ales at Solas, which everyone hates. I saw Schoboats' main squeeze Alice there.

Dinner at 26 Seats, on B between 10th and 11th. I had been thinking of taking Xtina here for a while, but the Menupages reviews were pretty mixed, and Menupages usually puts up mostly favorable reviews, so I was wary, especially when there are so many other restaurants around. The deciding factor was that I was very hungry and a little drunk.

As the name states, there are 26 seats (give or take a few) in the restaurant, so we had to wait a minute and then about 5 tables opened up. The hostess/our waitress tried to seat us at the absolute worst and smallest of these tables and we requested to not be sat at the shit table, which she allowed, but she was very flustered by this.

Then it was time to order, and our waitress told us to order the specials and we said no thank you we will have chicken and salmon and she rolled her eyes at us for being such simple folk. We ordered two glasses of wine and she urged us to order a bottle of wine and we had to insist that we only wanted glasses. It is important to know that she spoke perfect English.

The food was good and the atmosphere is nice and cozy. Our waitress took away my wine glass before I was quite finished in an attempt to make me order more wine. Then when I asked for change while paying for the meal, she rounded down, so that 65 cents became 0 cents. I am not a penny-pincher, but that is pretty rude.

M&Ms during our screening of Netflix' A History of Violence. The M&M's were good, and there was a long, beautiful 69 scene in that movie, which our neighbors heard about considerably.

4.12.06 -- Passover

Late Morning
Blueberry yogurt -- Associated has stopped carrying my preferred brand, so I had to switch. I can't remember what this one is called, but it was pretty good (fruit on the bottom).
Snack pack

Early Afternoon
Remainder of Dubs and Cailin's turkey sandwich -- Not a huge turked sandwich fan, but this was very tasty
Remainder of Dubs and Cailin's chocolate chip cookie -- I ate other people's leftovers for lunch today.

Seder
Many different kinds of red wine
Haroset -- Grandma made this for me to have at the Seder
Matzo, haroset, horseradish sandwich -- I guess it is maybe an acquired taste, but I love horseradish
Cucumber-dill salad
Chicken soup with matzo ball -- I used shmaltz (rendered chicken fat) for the balls, I am a big fan of this method
Arugula, cherry tomato, avocado salad with balsamic-shallot dressing
Brisket
Turkey
Gravy
Sweet potatoes made by Caitlin
Matzo stuffing a la Dubs
Asparagus with shallots, almond slices, lemon
A jelly candy

The turkey was slightly dry, but pretty decent as turkeys go, and the gravy made up for it. I think the brisket was the biggest success. It was almost a week of work, but I managed to cook for 19 people, and frankly I am proud of it. Dubs' stuffing and Caitlin's sweet potatoes were both great.

2006 April 12

#5 McDonald's breakfast meal
- Sausage biscuit
- Coffee with cream and sugar
- Hash brown

One K&B cashew
20oz Arizona lemon iced tea with the finger grooves on the bottle
Four Arthur Treacher's hush puppies with Heinz malt vinegar
Five White Castle Slyders
Most of a KFC Snacker
Diet Coke from Angry Dan
Dolly Madison Zinger

One more Diet Coke from Dan
Two more pups

Two more pups
Three Diet Cokes

Pre-Sedering at 725
One 2005 Honey Moon Viognier

Seder in Stuy Town
Two viogniers
Karpas
Matzoh
Two Manischewitz
Matzoh with bitter herbs
Matzoh with bitter herbs and maror and maybe a schmear of karpas
Turkey
Brisket
Salad
Sweet potatoes
2003 Herzog chardonnay
Streit's fruit candy
2004 Tishbi Emerald riesling
2003 Avalon cabernet sauvignon
He'Brew
Two Bud Light

Blue & Gold
Vitamin Water - Focus, Kiwi & Strawberry with Vitamin A and lutein
Tanqueray on the rocks
Jager bomb
San Pellegrino Limonata
Tanqueray on the rocks

Whoops! Gut yontif!

4-12-06

Breakfast:
Vitamin Water -- Focus flavor (Kiwi Strawberry)
Half a bag of cashews

Lunch:
4 White Castle sliders
3 Nathan's hushpuppies
1 Zinger
4 cups of diet coke from 7-11 "Team Gulp"

Snack:
1 leftover Nathan's pup
rest of bag of cashews

Seder dinner @ Dubbin + Klein's:
Parsley dipped in salt water
Matzoh with horseradish
Matzoh with karpas
Several more pieces of Matzoh with hummus
Cucumbers with dill and vinegar
Matzoh with brie and cheddar
Matzoh ball soup
Turkey with Matzoh stuffing
Yams with brown sugar and pecans
Beef Brisket with 1 carrot
Avocado Salad
Asparagus
1 bite of chocolate dipped macaroon

3 glasses of yellowtail wine.
1 glass of kosher-for-passover chianti mixed in with leftover yellowtail

I did not know I could fit this much food into my body!

12 IV 06, Wednesday

Breakfast:
Plain yogurt, sliced banana, honey
3 cups coffee
1 tumbler of cranberry juice

Luncheon:
1 PB&J: whole grain bread, chunky peanut butter and strawberry jelly
1 apple. I erred yesterday in saying the apple was jonagold. It's actually Royal Gala. Likewise today.

'Round 2pm:
1 small coffee

Dinner:
From Lulu's Noodles
1 Thai Curry bowl, with white rice. It was a yellow curry, with chicken, green beans, potatoes, and mushrooms. Pretty tasty.

Afterwards:
1 small jasmine green tea

Later dinner:
Some leftover pasta, see 11 IV

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

I shouldn't have 4-11-06'ed

Breakfast:
Blueberry yogurt
Tall iced skim latte with 1 splenda

Lunch (Sullivan Street Bakery):
Pizza Funghi (delicious...here's a picture)
1/2 Pear Tart (the half that I was saving for later was thrown away by some nasty person in the office when I wasn't looking)
Diet Coke

Dinner (Wo Hop):
Three glasses of tea
Hot and sour soup
Crispy Won Ton Chips
General Tso's chicken
Beef Chow Funn
Chicken fried rice
Steamed pork dumplings
Wor shu duck (Deep fried duck in a thick, brown anise-y sauce)
1 Fortune cookie

This meal was so heavy that it caused me to immediately fall asleep upon arriving at home at 9:30pm. Also, after this meal, I promised myself that I would stop eating a) so much food and b) so much deep fried food on a daily basis. I immediately broke this oath 2.5 hours after arriving at work today.

2006 April 11

Orange juice

Large coffee, h/h, sugar
Sesame bagel with bacon and cream cheese (This bagel sucked! I hated this bagel!)

Sullivan Street Bakery, Hell's Kitchen
Pizza patate
Pizza zucchini

Arizona green tea with ginseng and honey

Wo Hop
Two glasses of tea
So many crisp noodles
Hot and sour soup
General Tso's chicken
Beef chow fun
Chicken fried rice
Steamed pork dumplings
Wor shu duck
Fortune cookie

FoodReader's Nook

FoodBrother my brother Mike sent me a question he thought we might have answers to:

Dear FoodReporters,
We all know that beets and asparagus, besides being delicious, do funny things to one's body chemistry. We also know that carrots are good for one's eyes. What are some less well known food-body interactions?

Off the top of my head, I can think of two obvious ones that fit this category: limes prevent scurvy and beans make you farty. You guys got any better ones?

11 IV 06, Tuesday

Breakfast:
3 cups of coffee
plain yogurt, banana, honey
1 tumbler cranberry juice

Mid Morning Earl Grey Tea

Lunch:
Ham, spinach, and mustard on whole grain bread
1 jonagold apple

Dinner:
tuscan loaf, dipped in olive oil
Farfalle pasta, with lightly boiled peas and broccoli, lemon juice, a small amount of butter (to keep the pasta from being sticky), and some pecorino romano cheese.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

It is accomplished

The Jameson experiment draws to a close this morning. I concluded by having a Vietnamese coffee with a shot of Jameson, plus a splash over ice. The results were not dramatic: drinking whiskey in the morning makes me slightly jollier, and makes me not especially interested in my work. I would encourage all FoodFriends to give it a go. Personally, I would favor all workplaces passing a jug around on the hour, as pre-industrial craftsmen were wont to do. See James M. McPherson's fine Battle Cry of Freedom for more on the transition from liquor to caffeine around 1850.

But more importantly, I'd like to see more FoodFriends challenge one another to eating experiments. Let's not forget that the point of this site is to expand knowledge.

Yesterday 4-10-2006

2 Eggs & Cheese on a Toasted Roll.
Small cup of tea with one Equal and whole milk.

Zen Palate
Garlic Eggplant with Bok Choy, served over red and brown rice.
Two taro spring rolls.
Pineapple Iced Tea.

Irish Rogue
3 onion rings
4.5 chicken fingers
1 buffalo wing
1 celery stick
1 mozzarella stick

vodka tonic
1 glass pinot grigio

Blue & Gold
gin & tonic
Jagerbomb

Muzzarella Pizza
1 slice vegetable pizza

Guest week four

A hearty domo to our Eastern friend Marxy for his jolly and well-tuned lists of food he ate! We hope to hear back from Marxy again soon, but we look as always to the future. This week, reporting to us from the island of Manhattan, we have KSWH. So as we thank YHWH for his deliverance, let us, too, think about lists of food that KSWH ate. Hooray!

Meet and Greet with KSWH

Kim here. I was planning on posting late last night, but my food and drink adventures rendered me pretty lazy/useless. Forgive me for the irresponsible reporting.


Here are my responses to most of the food questions:

When was the last time you ate an entire, full-size candy bar? What kind of candy bar was it?

It was a cold Snickers bar, hastily consumed on the way up to the top of Mt. Fuji for energy. I hope no one saw how fast I ate it!

What is a food you ate all the time as a kid, but which now disgusts you?

String Cheese. Shark Attack gummies. Sugar Smacks. Surge soda.

A quirk of fate leaves you in each of the following cities for long enough to have only one meal. What/where do you eat? Boston, Cambridge, New York, LA.

Boston: Pho Republique. Tuna spring rolls and a scorpion bowl.
Cambridge: Darwin's. Mount Auburn sandwich (Turkey, avocado, swiss cheese, tomato, sprouts) on French bread with a carton of skim milk and cape cod 95% fat free potato chips.
New York: Babbo. Haven't been yet.
LA: Don't really know. Going with what I know, I would eat an In-N-Out burger, animal style fries, and a neopolitan shake.

What is a recent food impulse buy which you regretted? Which you were delighted by?

I regretted splitting a pitcher of beer, corn fritters, and cheese fries with Food Friend Harvey at Roll-N-Roaster the other day (already too full).
I was delighted by the two brownie bites I ate right before going to Roll-n-Roaster with Harvey.

What was the most satisfying meal you ever prepared for yourself and ate while totally drunk?

Chicken basted with Trader Ming’s Bulgogi sauce.

If you had to have one of the FoodFriends design your diet for a week, whom would you select?

MMW.

What are the shows you watch the most on Food Network? What are your thoughts on: Rachael Rae, Alton Brown, Nigella Lawson?

I don’t own a TV right now. But I remember watching (and liking) "Taste" with David Rosengarten when I was in junior high and high school. I sometimes can see elements of myself in Rachel Ray, and for that reason, I dislike her.

What food staple would it be most difficult for you remove from your diet?

Bread.

If I told you that you could only eat one of the following for the rest of your life, but you could always get whatever you chose as fresh and as good as possible, which would you choose? Also, assume that whichever you chose would be seedless.1. Oranges2. Clementines3. Tangerines

Oranges.

Also, do you prefer plastic wrap or aluminum foil?

Aluminum foil.

Name a fruit, meat, soda, and candy you despise.

Fruit: Okra.
Meat: I like all meats. Does sea cucumber count? It's not very good.
Soda: Mountain Dew, Cherry Coke.
Candy: Salt water taffy

I have a teleporter, and can send you anywhere in the world for dinner. Where will you go, what will you have?

I would go to Alan Wong's in Honolulu and have the Opakapaka (white flaky fish) and Chinatown Roast Duck Nachos. Probably some sort of bread pudding for dessert.

Name a food that evokes a strong memory of a particular time and place in your life.

I drank way too much grape juice when I was in the second grade.

What is your relationship to caffeine?

I like it. I usually start my mornings with a Starbucks iced skim latte (tall) with one splenda. I'm trying to wean off it, because it's so expensive. That said, I interrupted answering this questionnaire to go to Starbucks and get another coffee. I also love Diet Coke (in the can, not the bottle).

What is the best burger you've ever had?

Guacamole cheddar cheeseburger from Cheeseburger in Paradise in Waikiki. I ended up getting sick of them, because I would eat them everyday for dinner (and sometimes lunch too). The Shake Shack burger I had with FoodReporter Podolsky two weeks ago was pretty great.

Are there any foods that would receive an f- grade from you?

Raw Okra.

Describe a work of art that inspired or affected your eating.

After reading “The Boxcar Children," I went through a phase where I would eat white bread with milk poured on top for breakfast every morning.

Based on what you've read of the diets of each food reporter, which food reporter would you eat?

I would eat ZJK.

Along the lines of "Salt," "Cod," and "History of the World In Six Glasses," what foodstuff would you most like to read a book about?

I would probably like to read a book about different kinds of burgers.

I am thinking of purchasing this book.

Is there any food you are embarrassed about how much you like it?

Spam.

What was your favorite meal in the Harvard dining halls? How much would you pay to eat this meal tonight? If this meal were available in Staten Island, would you be willing to travel there to eat it?

There are two meals that I really liked in the dining hall. The first was turkey night with stuffing and mashed potatoes. The second was spaghetti and meatball night with a side plate of garlic bread. I would pay $12 for the dinners and I would go to Staten Island to eat them, I guess.




10 IV 06, Monday

Breakfast:
Plain yogurt, sliced banana, and honey. Blueberries be gettin' pricey!
3 cups coffee

Lunch:
Black forest ham sandwich with spinach and whole grain mustard, on whole wheat bread
1 orange

Dinner:
2 slices tuscan organic loaf, dipped in olive oil
Finally finished the risotto milanese.

I (half) took Mattpod's advice and reheated it in a teflon frying pan instead of the microwave, and it was far more palatable, and less second-day whorelike


A lot of meatloaf with ketchup and Whole Foods's proprietary hot sauce.

Whole Foods actually makes pretty good hot sauce; it's no Frank's Red Hot (which, oddly enough, they don't sell), but it's not bad. I oft find myself agog at the glut of hot sauces on the market, which leads to the paradoxical inability to choose. What if the hot sauce isn't that good? Or too spicy and not flavorful enough? Etc.

A handful of baby carrots (I needed some sort of vegetable to go with this meal)

Dessert:
1 plum, slightly overripe, but not to the point of unpleasantness.

Monday, April 10, 2006

2006 April 10 - First day of work

Large coffee with milk and sugar

Zen Palate
Shepherd's Pie Croquettes - Mashed potato croquettes stuffed with minced vegetables, served with plum and tomato sauce, sided with basil peanut rolls and mixed undressed greens

Irish Rogue - work party for Thumb Wars
Guinness
Some to several of all from appetizer platters of:
-Onion rings
-Fried chicken strips
-Buffalo wings
-Mozzarella sticks
with
Honey mustard
Blue cheese dressing
Marinara sauce

Guinness
Well G&T

Blue & Gold
Tanqueray on the rocks
Jager bomb
Tanqueray and tonic

Home, being consumed during composition
Jameson 12 and soda

2006 April 9

BREAKFAST
Orange juice
Whole wheat bread with butter

BARBECUE
Alice and well-loved foodreporter guest correspondent Schoboats hosted a barbecue as a sponsors' preview of this summer's barbecue season which also came luckily close to Schoboats's birthday. And everyone else's birthday. The weather was awesome, even when it got brisk, the air was remarkably clear, and consequently the view was in great shape.

The early courses
Chips with house guacamole
Carrots
Vault Zero
Pêche lambic
Kielbasa
A bunch of Ommegang Witte continued through dinner

Dinner
More Ommegang Witte
A Luther burger - my fellow reporters had not the stomach or religious ability to enjoy this, but I hopped on the recent trend of serving burgers in the style of Luther Vandross and the minor league Grizzlies - which is to say, served with a grilled Krispy Kreme in place of a bun.

It was incredibly delicious.

I recommend it highly.

Since the recent craze started among young people, I have been positively spoiling for the first of the Schoboats-Alice barbecues to try this wonderful plan.

Please give it a shot, it's terrific.

Two Coca-Cola Blāk - Let's not call this good, but I had two.

POST-PRANDIAL
Floyd
Two Schlitz

Congratulations to ZachKay on our 300th post!

B-Day Weekend (Not Mine), ZK, 4/7-4/9

Friday
Intern Lunch w/ Mattpod, Xtina, and Intern Julie Yang
Xtina and I agreed that we would have a big lunch and just grab a piece of pizza for dinner, and hence I got a smoked turkey, lettuce, pesto, and ketchup sandwich on a toasted, unidentified, white roll. I did not have a cookie, because the people in the library had a box of sugar cookies with sugar crystal coating, from which I took two cookies before lunch. Also, orange juice, hot chocolate and oyster crackers.

1 and 1/2 slices of cheese pizza from Pizza Gruppo.

2 Bass Ales @ Buttermilk in Brooklyn
Some Stella @ Blue and Gold

Saturday
Toasted Plain Bagel w/ butter and an orange juice at Café Pick Me Up.
Giant chocolate chip cookie from the green bakery/possible meth lab front on 1st and 14th.
Some chicken from a very special soup soaked chicken a la Mattpod.

Xtina and I went to meet one of my friends from camp and her friends at the top-right Indian place with all the lights between 5th and 6th.
1/2 chicken tikka masala. Naan. Papadum. Rice.
It was really crowded and crazy and there were three birthdays, for each of which they turned off the lights and a disco ball descended for a shouting and clapping fest. The nice thing about this place was that it's BYOB, so I had a glass of my friends' wine and I brought a 6-pack of Endurance Pale Ale, which is a beer which features Tom Creon, the man Ernest Shackleton claimed was "The most indestructible man to have ever lived."

1 more Endurance Pale Ale

Sunday
Pancakes, OJ, and chocolate milk. I made the pancakes, and invented a new kind of pancake, the Pancecko, which is a very small pancake.

BBQ @ Schoboats' and Alboats'
Chips and salsa.
1 krispy kreme.
2 grilled hot dog buns.
1/2 kosher steak w/ soy vay marinade.
1/2 piece of birthday cake.
A bunch of bud lites and maybe one red stripe.

1 pabst @ Floyds. I was too full to drink this, but Harvey had bought a bucket of beers so I took it anyway. I think bocce is pretty fun. It's hard to beat people who play every night though.

Weekend in Review 3, 4.9.06 -- Sunday

Nicky's vietnamese chicken sandwich

Brooklyn Heights BBQ @ Dan and Alice's

2 budweisers
2 teriyaki burgers
1 bite teriyaki ribeye
.5 rabbit, pork, ginger sausage
.5 chicken & truffle sausage
some banana chips
1 piece ice cream birthday cake

This was all great and fun.

Floyd

1 Sam Adams white ale -- This stuff is no better than OK, but they were tapped out of Guinness and I took it on good authority from some FoodAssociates that the Six Points IPA was terrible. We lost at Bocce to some sweet Brooklyn dudes. It was my first time and it was a reasonably fun game, but I guess I find it slightly boring and will stick to pool for my bar games.

Weekend in Review, 4.8.06 -- Saturday

Strawberries and cream instant oatmeal

Tastes of homemade chicken soup -- Spoiler alert: this soup will appear in a subsequent FoodReport
Boiled chicken and onions from soup
Chocolate chip cookie from bakery on 1st -- This was delicious, but really too big

Italian place on 11th and A, Bistro Italiano?

Unidentified red Chilean wine -- This place does not yet have a liquor license, which they apparently believe means that they can serve wine by the glass but not bottle. I hope no New York city municipal workers read this blog.
Beet, arugula, parmesan salad
Tastes of penne carbonara and speghetti with meat sauce

Avid FoodRetorters will recall that this is the place where Pastor gave us a tour. It is now open and fine.

Common Ground
2 blue moon

Home
Spaten Optimator

Weekend In Review 1, 4.7.06 -- Friday

Blueberry and cream instant oatmeal

New Yorker Lunch @ Conde Nast

Portabello and mozzarella sandwich on focaccia

Trata

Rose (can you add accents on foodreporter?)

Shared appetizers:
Olives
Scallops grilled on rosemary twig skewer
Greek salad
Softshell crab
Fried Calamari
Pita with 5 dips -- As I remember they included a tzatziki, eggplant, some kind of garlic and chickpea, red pepper and one other

Main:
Grilled arctic char with olive oil, capers, lemon, some rosemary

Shared deserts:
Chocolate cake with ouzo creme anglais
Baklava
Fried dough balls in honey with powdered sugar and blackberries

I went to this place with my uncle and his family. They had head it was authentic Greek food, I can't really comment one way or the other on that. It was all pretty decent. Their specialty is plain charcoal grilled fish, so that is what I got, except that pretty much every fish I wanted was too big for a single portion. So I ended up with arctic char which I like pretty well anyway. Given that it's their specialty and it is plain grilled fish, it probably should have been perfect, it was a bit overcooked.

Corner's Pool Hall
1 Guinness
Some Yuengling

Blue & Gold
Blue & Gold Lager?

House
Spaten Optimator

9 IV 06, Sunday

Breakfast:
2 cups of coffee, at home
2 tumblers orange juice
then to...
Pamela's Diner for
Bacon, cheese, and onion omelet
homefries
rye toast
2 cups coffee

Dinner:
Meatloaf, from a recipe in the Three Rivers' Cookbook
leftover risotto milanese

Gentlemen, I'm sure you're all familiar with the old saying about never letting a whore sleep over, as she'll be as unpleasant as second day risotto. Well, it wasn't that bad, but it definitely wasn't as delightful as when it was fresh from the pot on Saturday night.

Dessert:
1 plum

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Friday and Saturday

Riddle me this, SC - what did you eat on Friday and Saturday?

FRIDAY saw me starting the day with melted gouda on crusty French bread from Ralph's. I had a Vietnamese coffee with a shot of Jameson.

Question: does microwaving booze descramble it in any negative way? I would like to warm up my Jameson so it doesn't cool down my coffee.

Lunch was sweet corn chowder from the Farm, and one bite of a crab cake which was foul. Or maybe that's just what crab cakes taste like.

For cocktail hour I had a tumbler of Jameson over ice.

It was FoodAssociate jee's birthday, so we went to Lawry's, a gentlemanly place for prime rib. I had the English cut (3 thin slices of prime rib) with creamed corn, 1 piece of buttered bread, salad with house dressing, a bit of mashed potatoes, and a glass of red wine (Honig Cabernet?)

At the Roosevelt Hotel later, I had a gin and tonic and a glass of Scotch (Dewar's?) on ice.

SATURDAY began with a pepperoni, pasta sauce, mozz sandwich which I made on crusty French bread. Delicious, but not something to have before a date, fellows - there was some farting. Vietnamese coffee washed it down, then a tumbler of Jameson over ice. A slice of pepperoni pizza at the Farmer's Market, and two scoops of coffee chip ice cream with chocolate sprinkles from Bennett's.

For dinner I had more of my Bermuda fish chowder ( "Jameson Experiment Continues") and crusty French bread, and half a bottle of Little Penguin chardonnay.

I pledged to myself that at DC's party I would not discuss FoodReporter, because I suspect I'm becoming a bit of a bore on the subject. Nevertheless I was drawn in to talking about it on two occasions. 5 vodka, cranberry, and club sodas were my drinks.

At home I had some Maruchan chicken flavor ramen which a few minutes later I un-ate into the bathroom sink.

2006 April 8

Orange juice, three slices wheat toast, pot of coffee

Avenue B Cafe Rakka - falafel sandwich

Salt Bar - Stella Artois, Ultra Violet (Bombay Sapphire, tonic, violet extract)

Today I appear to have decided "Fuck food," and "Fuck drinking." Maybe tomorrow!

Saturday, April 08, 2006

8 IV 06, Saturday

Breakfast:
3 cups Celebes coffee.
Plain yogurt with blueberries, bananas, and honey

1 cup of green and white tea, from Crazy Mocha's

Lunch:
PB&J, same kind I've had all this week
1 navel orange

Snack:
1 99 cent bag of Cape Cod Beachside Barbecue chips

Dinner:
Baby spinach and tomato salad, with a homemade honey mustard vinaigrette
Risotto milanese.
1/2 bottle of San Giuseppe Pinot Grigio, purchased on sale for $7.99

FoodFriends, I cannot recommend this risotto recipe highly enough, particularly if you love the peculiar flavor of saffron. It reminds me of some sort of chemically, patent medicine flower. Wonderful. The recipe was taken from FoodNetwork.

Dessert:
1 plum

2006 April 7

Orange juice
Small pot of coffee
Three slices of wheat toast, two with honey

Orange juice
Grilled cheese with barbecue sauce

Dinner at the Ezra Pound residence, home to Dano and Fran
Two glasses of Le P'tit Rouquin vin du table

Mixed greens salad with chick peas, grape tomatoes, red onion, walnuts, dill, and parmesan reggiano

Trader Giotto's gnocchi prepared with shallots, garlic butter, thyme, and truffle oil.

Pizza with 1/3 whole grain crust and Italian biodynamic tomato sauce
Pizza as above with pepper flakes, white mushrooms fried in soy sauce and olive oil, and fresh mozzarella from Russo's

2003 Arbois pinot noir

Chip of Grenada chocolate company 71% cocoa chocolate

Mary's Dairy
Cone of "Sandy," Belgian chocolate with pistachio halvah

Blue & Gold
Most of a Blue & Gold lager

Corner Billiards
Two Yuengling

Blue & Gold
Four beers

524 11th St
Two Spaten Optimator
Bud Light

Home
Mug of Horlick's

Friday, April 07, 2006

Tokyo, Mon Amour Pt. V - T.G.I.F.

Friday April 7, 2006

Breakfast
Medium bowl of German granola

Lunch
Japanese set lunch - ginger-grilled pork over grilled onions, small side letuce salad with cherry tomatos, white rice (1.5 servings), miso soup, tiny portion of sesame-mayonaise covered bean sprouts, tiny portion of odd green-bean-like vegetable, and bright orange and purple pickled vegetables (tsukemono)
Coffee

(Note: For 1050 yen, the Japanese set will always be infinitely less food than you would get at the Indian or Turkish buffets. But everyone agreed that after a week of gorging, the Japanese lunch was a nice touch.)

Dinner
Wendy's double-cheeseburger, fries, "cola" (I think they gave me Diet Pepsi. Yuck.)

Strange Event About Outer Space Travel Featuring Both Lectures from Businessmen and Naked Girl Body Painting at Superdeluxe
Two draft "Shakespeare Stouts" from the Tokyo Brewing company
One draft "Tokyo Ale"

Enjoy House
One draft Ebisu Kuro-nama Dark Beer
One draft Sapporo in plastic cup

Snack Purchased to Use the Convenience Store Restroom
Almond Toffee cookie that tasted like cardboard.

Ran into Friend in Cheap Bar in Nakameguro
One draft Sapporo

100 Yen Shop Snack
Snickers bar.

6 April 2006

Oh FoodFriends.

BREAKFAST:
Toasted English muffin with peanut butter.
homemade "Vietnamese" coffee - Capresso espresso with a a dollop of sweetened condensed milk. Plus a shot of Jameson.
All the FoodReporting about Nicky's reminded me of my fondness for Vietnamese coffee. I first had this at the American Museum of Natural History, at their exhibit which I believe was entitled "Viet Nam - Land of Exotic Wonder." At local Black Dog Coffee, they refer to this as Cafe Cubano. Is this propoganda to reinforce the old saw that our Communist foes have only condensed milk? Keep reading this post to see if I liked what I'd made!

LUNCH:
Chicken sausage ravioli from Cafe Midi.
Two pieces of terrific Cafe Midi bread.

COCKTAIL HOUR:
Vietnamese coffee with shot of Jameson. Yank had same. Sean Hannity asked Ward Churchill if he has a soul.
1 tumbler, Jameson over ice.

DINNER:
Rotini with leftover sausage sauce. see "SC 3-30."
Big glass of riesling.
Vietnamese coffee with a shot of Jameson.

2006 April 6

Orange juice
Wheat toast with lemon curd
Large mug of Horlick's
Small pot of coffee

Orange juice
Celeste Vegetable

KumGangSan for Jason's birthday
One Chungha sake
as side dishes
Myulchi (extremely tiny fish)
Bulgogi and bamboo shoots
Chinese cabbage kimchi
Little unidentified mushrooms
Cubed white radish kimchi
Spinach
my main course
Unidentified and unidentifiable glass of chablis
Jae Yook Kimchi Dol Sot Bap (Stir-fried pork loins or pork belly and kimchi with spicy sauce served with rice in sizzling hot stoneware, as the menu says. This is so good.)
then,
Taste of Mee Yuk Guk (It is a Korean tradition to have a bowl of this on your birthday because Korean mothers are fed it immediately after giving birth. This in turn is because the seaweed is conducive to blood clotting.)
dessert
Cube of pineapple, two red grapes, orange slice

Pub crawl - starting at Scratcher
Guinness
Fish Bar
Pabst Blue Ribbon beer
While we were at Fish Bar a large woman with dyed platinum hair, a black "punk" outfit, and black and white striped stocking squatted in front of the door to the bar and copiously urinated.
Then we went to KGB
Bud Light
Why did we go to KGB? That place sucks!
2x4
Pabst Blue Ribbon beer
Small sip of a glass of Sam Adams that had something wrong with it.
If you like pool, go to 2x4 and watch the awesome pool hustler who operates out of there like some sort of priest of pool.
Blue & Gold - completely empty
Three glasses of Blue & Gold lager
Ray's Candy Store
Chili cheese fries for eating at
Lakeside
Guinness

4.6.06 - Grandma Dinner

Blueberries and cream instant oatmeal

Orange

Vanilla Yogurt
Baby Carrots
Chocolate fudge snack pack -- You know the drill

Orange

Fairway Cafe

Olives
French onion soup
Burger with greens, tomato, cole slaw
Fries
Stewart's Root Beer

This is Grandma's favorite burger in Manhattan (and apparently also the favorite burger of many other old ladies judging by my interaction with some folks in her building). I was pretty disappointed. It was big and beefy, but it wasn't very moist or flavorful and it was decidedly not medium-rare. Also, not cheap. And they refused to sub my fries with beet greens even though they were the same price on sides menu. Well, that almost rounds out my burger mini-tour of New York, at least for now, but first I need to make a trip to Corner Bistro. Any FFNYC's interested in doing this in the near future?

Crapulousness

I would venture that all of the FoodReporters have suffered many a morning regretting the bibulous follies of the previous evening, and thus have formulated various panaceae to power through the remainder of the day.

Thus my question for the group:
How do YOU deal with a nasty hangover?

I usually try to 1. drink really tannic black tea, 2. drink as much water as I can stomach, and 3. take a very very hot shower.

Occasionally I've found that eating eggs sometimes helps, too, but I have none in the fridge and I think I'd sick up if I ate an egg right now. Spicy food is also an occasional aid, but now is not one of those times.

Right now I feel like I'm on the dread precipice where feeling like butt turns into matutinal vomiting.

6 IV 06 Thursday

Breakfast:
Plain yogurt with blueberries, banana, honey
3 cups coffee
1 tumbler of orange juice

Lunch:
A visit to Sree's Lunch Cart,
Tamarind Chicken
Curried grapeleaves (this was sort of peculiar: grape leaves have that acidic taste that is always a bit of a surprise, and at least one was stuffed [this then begs the question, was the curry one of stuffed grape leaves or of merely grape leaves?] but it wasn't too bad)
Chickpeas and potato
Rice
1 orange spice black tea

Dinner:
Leftover black beans and rice, again
2 Wolaver's IPAs

Drinks, at Pittsburgh Deli Company:
3 Red Hook ESBs
2 Sam Whites (blech, but on special so only $2)
ummm some more I think. I wasn't keeping very good track.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Tokyo, Mon Amour Pt. IV

Thursday April 6, 2006

Breakfast
Slice of Texas Toast French Bread with last remnants of Nutella and Peanut Butter

Lunch
Indian Buffet - chicken curry, green peas and cheese curry, vegetable curry (lots of okra), naan, white rice, salad with yogurt dressing, very strange nut-flavored dessert made from either tapioca or potato

Tea Time
16 oz bottle of Royal Milk Tea (I think I need a break from this routine already)

Dinner
Still full from a giant lunch, so I decided to pick up some French Bread.
Then I remembered that my supermarket somehow had Roast Beef, which is basically non-existent in Japan. Then I set out to recreate my favorite sandwich of all time : roast beef on french bread with boursin cheese spread and honey mustard. The supermarket had Boursin (of course!) but I couldn't find honey mustard anywhere. Japan has a lot of crazy import foods around, but the stock is never constant. As a general rule, goods are only on the shelves when you don't need them. This is especially true with cans of refried beans.

Final product: Roast Beef and Boursin Cheese on French Bread with small amount of beef gravy and horseradish
Dessert: Oreos and milk

4/5

i would say the above date served as a pretty accurate fractional representation of how much i enjoyed my food yesterday.

breakfast:
kashi 7-grain whole wheat flakes +skim
1 cup coffee +skim +splenda

lunch:
Burritoville
f the haters. chicken holy mole w/brown rice, black beans, sour cream, cheese, mole sauce on whole wheat tortilla.

proto-dinner:
TCRCS
a truly awful turkey sandwich from which i took two halting bites before abandoning it to the refuse bin. f-

actual dinner:
Zen Palate
nb: i consumed this meal at 11pm EST.
sweet and sour sensation - this is fried soy protein that tastes delicious. i believe i've written it up before.
1 lemonade vitamin water ("multi-v," a-zinc)

later:
1 vanilla cupcake w/vanilla icing
various sorbets - passionfruit, raspberry, lemon

ZK, 4/5/06

Smoked turkey, pesto, lettuce, bacon, ketchup, on toasted ciabatta bread. Orange juice, chocolate chip cookie, mini Kit-Kats, oyster crackers.

Chips and Salsa.

7A
BBQ buffalo wings. I got these wings because they are technically an appetizer and I didn't really want to get a whole sandwich or anything and I figured I would have some leftovers when I got home, but it turned out there were like 10 wings, so the quantity of food was actually more than a sandwich, and much less healthy. Luckily I only ate 5 wings. When I tried to take more, Xristina took the plate away from me and food reporter Jack spilled a glass of water all over the table. Our waiter took this as a cue to not bring us our check for half-an-hour.

1 stella
Some Blue and Gold Lager

Jameson Experiment continues

BREAKFAST:
Melted smoked gouda on crusty French baguette chunks. I will not apologize for eating something this European and delicious.
Irish coffee (Capresso cappuccino with Jameson shot). The effect of Jameson for breakfast seems to be making my morning rituals seem trivial and distant, and to make my brain a little fuzzy.

LUNCH:
Sampling from Indian spread, mostly naan and chicken tiki masala. Mrs. V. Danger has ruined me for crappy Indian food.
1 can Coke.
3 Hershey's Kissables.

1 bag, cheddar cheese Goldfish.

COCKTAIL HOUR:
1 Congo Bilgewater. FoodAssociate Yank and I have taken to having cocktails and watching The O'Reilly Factor at my home every day at 6. Any LA FoodFriends or Associates are invited to join.

DINNER:
Bermuda fish chowder. I had a pound of leftover tilapia, because I don't understand how to buy food. But it paid off. I used this recipe.
Once prepared, I added a shot of (Whaler's) dark rum to my bowl, as the Internet would indicate is Bermudan custom. This was incredibly delicious and quite spicy. The best thing I've ever made. Eaten with a few chunks of crusty French bread.
3/4 bottle Jacob's Creek riesling.
3 scoops vanilla bean ice cream.

2006 April 5

Banana
Some rainbow sherbet
Five brown & serves

Three oranges juiced
Orange juice (I was so excited about having just drunk some hand-squeezed OJ that I wanted a lot more of any kind. Also, when I was picking out a bottle of soda at the supermarket, I made a hilarious and strange choice, as we'll discover in a moment)

One glass of Sunny D (Better than purple stuff)

7A
Café au lait in a bowl
Nacho platter
Austrian fried chicken cutlet with melted jack cheese, fried onions, and barbecue sauce

Blue & Gold
One Blue & Gold lager

4.5.06

Nabisco chips ahoy! thin crisps -- Until now, I've never stopped to consider that the brand Chips Ahoy! is appealing to our love of either pirate cookies or some other kind of maritime sweet.

Vanilla yogurt
Baby carrots
Chocolate FUDGE snack pack -- Pretty much indistinguishable from plain ole chocolate. More fudgy?

Orange
Orange (Navals)

Burger Joint @ the Parker Meridien

Sam Adams
French fries
Burger with the works (lettuce, onion, tomato, mayo, ketchup, mustard, but no pickles) -- I like pickles, but for whatever reason do not want you to put them on my burger.
Some brownie, shared with Conrad -- I hope Conrad is not reading this, because I am going to say that I think he has a small problem with food and impulse control. I admit that I am something of an enabler.

The burger at Burger Joint was very good. This place kind of goes for the classic 1950s American hamburger ideal, like you might see people eating at hangout in Grease or something. Burger was cooked well and was messy but held together, I like that. I have to say that the conceit of the place -- a divey burger bar behind a big fancy curtain in a hotel lobby with marble floors and high ceilings -- is a little forced. I think that Shake Shack's burger gets a slight edge on this one, it is more distinctive, but the fact that the line is manageable and the food takes less than two minutes from order to eating at Burger Joint maybe makes this place a better choice. Also, boston lager and brownie were a surprisingly tasty combination.

Blue & Gold
Stella
Some Blue and Gold
Diet coke -- This was a horrible diet coke.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Tokyo, Mon Amour Pt. III

Wednesday March 5, 2006

Breakfast
Small bowl of German granola with milk

Lunch
Chinese buffet including mabo-tofu (spicy tofu and ground pork), bland pork and bean sprouts, fried rice, cold dumplings, and a ridiculously delicious Yankee Pot Roast (?!?)
Dessert: double helpings of annin-dofu (sweet white tofu) with fruit cocktail, tapioca in coconut milk

Snack
16 oz bottle of Royal Milk Tea

Dinner
"Nepalese" Curry - Tomato Chicken flavor over saffron rice
Dessert: some manner of jelly in sweet lemon juice

Weltanschauung Wednesday!

It's only 8.45 but I'm done eating for the day

Breakfast:
yogurt, plain.
banana, sliced
blueberries
1/2 tsp honey
3 cups French Roast coffee

Lunch:
PB&J: whole grain wheat, raspberry, chunky. Bottom of the jar of peanut butter (Whole Foods brand, so just peanuts and salt) and things were getting a little sticky, almost doughy. I powered through spreading it on my sandwich, nonetheless.
One orange. It was a navel orange, and had a really weird wood-looking thing growing out of the navel. I still ate it.

Snack:
A lot of microwaved ciabatta (bought on Sunday, mind you) with a variety of accompaniments.
I began with hummus
Moved on to olive oil
Added some pecorino romano to the olive oil
Finished with some salted butter
I think the salted butter was best. Or at least what I was most in the mood for.

Dinner:
A smallish bowl of leftover beans and rice, from Monday night.

Snack:
A plum. I ate the whole of it, excluding the stone. I find this pretty easy to do, and do the same with nectarines. I DO NOT eat peaches, because of the fuzz. Does anyone else draw such a partisan line?

6th St. Invasion

The day started rather poorly, but ended well.

"Philly cheesesteak"
Or what the commissary would have me believe is a Philly cheesesteak. Somehow, this involved eggplant and zucchini. A rare must-avoid from the Action Cooking station.

1 Congo Bilgewater
2 glasses, Serengeti chardonnay

2 black-eyed pea fritters
Dahoumey fish stew over rice
1 slice, baguette
Collard greens with peanut sauce

1 shot plus part of a glass of Rum Fizz
1 sip, Rum Fizz variant with milk instead of Sprite (what?)

1 slice, coconut pie
1 scoop, Dreyer's vanilla bean ice cream

At the end of the night, SC insisted I take home a pound of fritters very loosely wrapped in a paper towel. This resulted in Torry getting "grease hands" from the car ride home.

Thanks for quite an evening, SC!

4/4/06, dubs

breakfast:
1 cup coffee +skim +splenda
1 bowl kashi 7-grain wheat flakes +skim

lunch:
balsamic chicken wrap w/cheddar, avocado, lettuce, tomato, honey mustard on whole wheat tortilla
1 bag baked lays
1 tropical citrus vitamin water ("energy," b + guarana)

snack:
1 cup rice krispies

dinner:
Cafe Colonial
assorted breads and butter
corn on the cob, brazilian style w/lime - tasty but one particularly nasty corn-piece was stuck in my mouth for the duration of the meal. this bothered me more at first than it did by the time our entrees came but it was a nuisance nonetheless. anyone have any good corn piece removal tips?
sauteed tilapia over mashed potatoes and spinach, w/mango-papaya chutney and a sort of citrusy sauce - fish was delicious, mashed potatoes were soft to the point of my suspecting they were instant. a nice-ish restaurant wouldn't do that, would they?
yucca fries - a+++ would do business again
1 capirinha

later:
Bowery Ballroom
2 stellas

The Jameson Experiment

BREAKFAST:
Bacon
A few leftover potatoes from California Chicken Cafe. I hate this place although the potatoes are acceptable.
Orange juice
Tumbler of Jameson on ice. I accepted Jack's scientific challenge (see Comment, "Saturday Fun"). Today, the result seemed to be I was slightly testier than usual, and my melancholy, brought on by lousy weather, work boredom, and some private frustrations was heightened. All of these issues were more or less resolved by a nap I took following:

LUNCH
Potato vegetable soup from Cynthia's. This was good going for about two-thirds, when it suddenly started tasting like snots.
Angel hair with tomato and basil.
3 Milano cookies.

DINNER was a meeting of the 6th Street Dining Club, with special guests Junior and Torry filling in for the ailing V. Danger. The theme: "West African Feast." I used recipes found here: http://www.congocookbook.com/

1 Congo Bilgewater cocktail (Whaler's dark rum, club soda, mango passionfruit juice. Rave reviews all around for this muddy-colored fruit sensation.)
3 glasses, Serengeti chardonnay. Presumably the proprietors at this vineyard passed on "Jungle," "Elephant," and "Dark Continent" in the three minutes they spent on coming up with an appropriate name for their African wine.

1 black-eyed pea fritter. These were a hit, although skinning the black-eyed peas was incredibly work-intensive. Tip for fritter-makers: make your fritters smaller than I made mine (mine were biscuit-sized, and ended up soft in the middle).

Dahoumey fish stew served over Kraft minute rice. I found the stew a little lifeless. The tilapia, rolled in dough and fried, was more delicious on its own.

1 slice, baguette
Collard greens in peanut sauce.
1 slice coconut pie. Delicious. The highlight was the crust - store-bought Keebler shortbread crust, that is.
1 scoop Dreyer's vanilla bean ice cream.
1 shot Rum Fizz (Sprite, Bacardi, Bacardi Island Breeze key lime).
1 glass, same.
1 glass Rosemount chardonnay.

A Lot of Ground to Cover, ZK 3/31-4/5

Friday
Intern Lunch (Lunch with Mattpod and my intern)
Grilled chicken, broccoli, lettuce, white roll, olive oil, orange juice, chocolate chip cookie.

1 Mars Heineken at Mars 2112

Punch Dinner
Hanger Steak on Arugula
Brownie a la mode

2 Tums
2 beers from that crazy cantina place.

Saturday
Toasted bagel w/ butter, orange juice, side of bacon at Sidewalk.

Dinner with the Harveys at Orologio
Orologio has really good flat bread, but Mr. Harvey showed an incredible amount of restraint.
Penne al Pomodoro w/ chicken.
Some kind of red wine.

20 oz Colt 45
Pabst at Blue and Gold, plus some B&G brew.

Sunday
Late breakfast (4pm) at Life Cafe.
English muffin, side of bacon, orange juice. THIS PLACE SUCKS. Actually, maybe it doesn't suck, but it took forever to get our food when we thought it would take 10 minutes, and Xristina was super mopey about her disappointing meal.

Some orange Gatorade.
Some chocolate milk.

Mattpod's Risotto Dish
M&M's at Inside Man

Monday
Grilled chicken, lettuce, broccoli, white roll, olive oil, orange juice, Zantac 150, chocolate chip cookie, oyster crackers.

Some leftover baguette from Mattpod's Sunday Dinner.
Slice of cheese pizza w/ side of chicken at Pizza Gruppo.

Tuesday
Grilled chicken, lettuce, broccoli, white roll, butter, orange juice, Zantac 150, chocolate chip cookie, oyster crackers, mini Kit-Kat dark, milk, and white chocolate.

Corn chips and Salsa from Whole Foods.
Some baguette.
Xristina's teriyaki chicken, green beans, and baby carrots stir fry.
Chocolate chip cookie.
Orange juice and chocolate milk.

I have been steadily eating more healthily than I had been, with the glaring exception of the three meals of bacon I consumed this week (the third is not posted yet!).

4.4.06

Orange

Vanilla Yogurt
Baby Carrots
Chocolate snack pack -- back to old tricks

Orange

Corn chips with salsa

Baguette with butter
Japanese shortgrain rice
Chicken, baby carrot, green bean stiry fry with soy vey teriyaki -- this was made by ZachKay's special lady, Xristina. It was good.
Chocolate chip cookie from whole foods.

2006 April 4

Banana
Orange juice
Two slices of wheat toast with butter, one with Marmite
Six slices of turkey bacon
A small pot of coffee of many nations - served with a dollop of Carnation condensed milk like in Vietnam, a small and probably too small glug of Ireland's Jameson 12 (a parting gift from the ladies in the event planning firm in my office space), and from America, some Folger's French Roast coffee

Ronzoni Rotelle 124 with a mix of Classico Mushroom & Ripe Olive and Classico Spicy Tomato and Pesto augmented with some dried red pepper and a bunch of garlic, and also some parmesan cheese, also missing from my last completely disastrous pasta outing
Orange juice

Lolita - I ran into Chris Cox
Five Guinness
"Here Comes Your Man" segued into "Punk Rock Girl" - feel free to ask me about my dumb feelings about this.

Union Pool
Three (possibly four) Guinness

Home
Most of two Jameson 12's and soda consumed while listening, again, to the entirety of Stephin Merritt's Showtunes.
Vegetarian sandwich of cheese and barbecue sauce on whole wheat bread

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Tokyo, Mon Amour Pt. II

March 4, 2006 - 2nd Day of New Fiscal Year

Breakfast
Slice of aforementioned Texas Toast-like French bread with scrapings of old Nutella jar.

Snack
Full 16 oz bottle of cold Royal Milk Tea.

Lunch
Lunch set at "Italian" place: almond and mustard chicken, sesame dressing salad, some manner of vegetable soup in a small cup, cream crab (?) croquette with tartar sauce on top, additional green salad on side of dish
Iced coffee

Dinner
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese - entire portion
Small package of karaage ("Chinese" style fried chicken with a slight soy sauce/garlic kick in the batter)
Small Japanese cucumber, cut into wheels and dipped in Thousand Island dressing.

Bought Oreos for dessert, but decided to save them for another day.

4.4.06

Breakfast:
1 slice of whole grain toast with peanut butter (but no honey!)
Plain yogurt, sliced banana, a handful of blueberries, and honey drizzled on top
2.5 cups of French Roast coffee

I made a sandwich today but forgot it. I was pretty hungry all afternoon, but declined to buy anything for lunch. I did eat the sandwich (PB&J) upon returning home around 4.30PM. This did not ruin my appetite.

Snack:
ciabatta (growing a bit stale, a problem easily resolved by the microwave) and some zesty garlic hummus

Dinner:
1 bunch of steamed asparagus, with lemon juice, a pat of butter, and some pecorino romano cheese sprinkled on top.
More ciabatta, given the microwave treatment
1 bowl of three squash soup from Whole Foods
1 Wolaver's IPA

dubs does 4/3

breakfast:
1 regrettably full bowl of kashi goodfriends high-fiber cereal, with skim
1 cup coffee +skim +splenda
1 cup oj +calcium

snack:
1 cup golden grahams

lunch:
Studio Cafe
the slightly poorer man's cafe ole - slightly worse soups and sandwiches that are slightly cheaper
1 cup chicken tortilla soup
1 turkey, swiss, lettuce, tomato sandwich w/honey mustard on ciabatta

snack:
TCRCS fruit plate
1 plate green grapes, orange wedge, 1 strawberry

dinner:
The Original Falafel Star
1 falafel sandwich w/the usual, plus eggplant as a change of pace. next time i hope to try it with feta. consumed at...

Blue and Gold
...
along with 2 bottles of yuengling because their taps were empty, perhaps because foodreporters jack and mattpod drank all the beer.

later:
1 cookie sandwich: 2 duncan hines chocolate chip cookies with vanilla frosting in between. i cannot recommend this combination highly enough.

April the Third

Smoked gouda on Wheat Thins. Can anyone tell me how long smoked gouda lasts? This batch still seems okay after about 3 weeks.

For lunch, I enjoyed an ostrich burger from Fudrucker's, with lettuce, pickles, cheddar, and BBQ sauce. A little dry.
Fruit cup.
Barq's root beer
Small bag of Ruffles potato chips

Snack was a Twix ice cream bar.

Later that night, I had a tumbler of Jameson on ice, and a glass of Calvados. Then a large bowl of vanilla ice cream. Upon finishing the ice cream, at about 12:30am, I reviewed my day, and realized I had forgotten to eat dinner.

FoodFriends - have you ever forgotten a meal?

Spotted at Carrol Boyes on Prince St



Giant South African beadwork Marmite jar

2006 April 3

Banana
Salt bagel with cream cheese, with a bit of bonus salt from my tears
Large coffee with milk and sugar

Sobe Elixir
Balance Gold Crunch Cookies n' Creme

Nino's bacon white pizza, one slice
Five yellow chick Peeps
Orange juice

Three Lorina limonades

Rainbow Sherbet

Someone gave me a box of Peeps. They weren't "good" but I also could not stop myself from eating all five.

4.3.06

Oxford Cafe -- Lunch deal
2 slices cheese pizza
1 diet coke

Arugula, grape tomato, fresh mozzarella salad
Arancini -- These fried risotto balls are a tasty and pretty fun way to use leftover risotto, which is otherwise pretty useless. Just form the rice into balls, stick a piece of meltable cheese that you like (I did fresh mozz) in the middle, reform the ball around it, batter with flour, egg, bread crumbs, put in a pot of 2-3 inches of vegetable oil at medium-high heat so that they are pretty much covered and deep fry. Fry them for around 4 minutes until golden brown. Remove from pot with some kind of slotted spoon, cover with tin foil or put in the oven to retain heat so that the cheese melts. Now you have made two hearty meals from that risotto (maybe even more since supposedly you can freeze and then bake the arancini, I will report on this sometime in the future).

Monday, April 03, 2006

In Step With...

I recently had the opportunity to sit down with down with WDM.

When was the last time you ate an entire, full-size candy bar? What kind of candy bar was it?

I regularly eat Snickers bars, but recently, I ate an entire bag of European fun-sized Twix bars at one sitting.

What is a food you ate all the time as a kid, but which now disgusts you?

Scrambled eggs.

A quirk of fate leaves you in each of the following cities for long enough to have only one meal. What/where do you eat? Boston, Cambridge, New York, LA.

Boston: Locke-Ober - an expensive steak
Cambridge: Bartley's - a cheeseburger, curly fries, with a lime rickey
New York: Sarge's Deli - matzo ball soup, open-faced Reuben, potato latkes with applesauce and sour cream, a chocolate egg cream
LA: Any Mexican place - a large grilled chicken burrito

What is a recent food impulse buy which you regretted? Which you were delighted by?

Regretted: Nuda - a new Japanese beverage that tastes like lightly carbonated Pocari Sweat (citrus-flavor). Inexplicably terrible.
Delighted: convenience store chocolate eclair at 12 am.

What was the most satisfying meal you ever prepared for yourself and ate while totally drunk?

An entire bag of fun-sized Twix.

If you had to have one of the FoodFriends design your diet for a week, whom would you select?

The only reasonable answer is Strachan.

What are the shows you watch the most on Food Network? What are your thoughts on: Rachael Rae, Alton Brown, Nigella Lawson?

I live in Japan and do not Bit Torrent food shows.

What food staple would it be most difficult for you remove from your diet?

White rice.

If I told you that you could only eat one of the following for the rest of your life, but you could always get whatever you chose as fresh and as good as possible, which would you choose? Also, assume that whichever you chose would be seedless.
1. Oranges
2. Clementines
3. Tangerines


Tangerines.

Also, do you prefer plastic wrap or aluminum foil?

Aluminum foil.

Name a fruit, meat, soda, and candy you despise.

Fruit: raspberries
Meat: all seafood
Soda: any canned American ice tea
Candy: Raisinettes

I have a teleporter, and can send you anywhere in the world for dinner. Where will you go, what will you have?

Acme Oyster House, New Orleans - roast beef po-boy and bottled Barq's root beer.

Name a food that evokes a strong memory of a particular time and place in your life.

Hushpuppies from when I lived in Oxford, Mississippi (age 6-9).

What is your relationship to caffeine?

I like the taste of coffee, but caffeine makes me jittery beyond belief. I have problems sleeping from any post-3 pm coffee or tea.

What is the best burger you've ever had?

My dad's backyard grilled burgers.

I have a food replicator from Star Trek Next Generation, what do you order and how do you order it?

I'm not sure I understand the question.

Are there any foods that would receive an f- grade from you?

Anything involving shark fins.

Describe a work of art that inspired or affected your eating.

When I was eight or nine, I saw an episode of "3-2-1 Contact" that put me on a six-month search for Celery Tonic.

In my family we often took to calling Ramen Noodles "Trash Noodles." Do you have any cute food nicknames?

Most chicken recipes are named after members of my family. ("Ruthie Chicken","Ed Chicken")

Based on what you've read of the diets of each food reporter, which food reporter would you eat?

Strachan.

Along the lines of "Salt," "Cod," and "History of the World In Six Glasses," what foodstuff would you most like to read a book about?

Hardtack. Or the hamburger.

Is there any food you are embarrassed about how much you like it?

Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. Spaghetti-Os. Wendy's hamburgers.

What was your favorite meal in the Harvard dining halls? How much would you pay to eat this meal tonight? If this meal were available in Staten Island, would you be willing to travel there to eat it?

I liked the burrito / taco days. I would pay $10 to eat all you can eat burritos/tacos, but I would not travel to Staten Island for it.

This character!

What I Ate

Tokyo, Mon Amour - Food Edition

Monday, April 3rd - First Day of Employment for Recent Graduates

Breakfast
Small bowl of German granola with milk

Lunch
Buffet of "Turkish food": white rice, some odd scrambled egg and ground beef dish, cauliflower + white cheese + twisty pasta salad, kebab-esque chicken, green salad
Dessert: fruit cocktail (from a can, probably), yummy cheese pudding
Back at the office: one Pepto-Bismal tablet

Dinner
Can of Campbell's Vegetable Alphabet Soup (I recommend only adding a half-can of water)
Grilled cheese made with loaf of odd white bread having the consistency of French bread, but the robust shape of Texas Toast. Cheese was generic "melting cheese" from Japanese supermarket that tastes like plastic if not melted

Nightcap
Shot of green Nyquil (imported)

4/3/06

Breakfast:
I decided to return to the yogurt breakfast. Plain yogurt, obvs, a banana, and some honey, but this time I added some of this plum/blackberry "jam" that was produced on Friday night for an unmentioned Victoria Sponge Cake. It was pretty good, I suppose. (The yogurt, not the sponge cake, though the sponge cake was good as well)
I also had 2.5 cups of coffee, French Roast

I was sleepy at school today so got another coffee, small, from Crazy Mocha's. I sort of wanted the Ethiopian Yirgicheffe today, but often the girls at Crazy Mocha are pretty quick on the draught when you tell them what you want. Today, no exception. I swear that next time I won't get flustered by their scenester doll-like loveliness. What?! Charmingly, though, I overheard one of them telling a customer once that she had only been to Washington, D.C. for a protest, and thus had never really enjoyed the sites of our nation's capital.

Lunch:
PB&J on whole grain bread. Chunky and raspberry.
An orange

Snack:
I was really hungry when I got home today. Thus I ate a bunch of baby carrots (is there a better food-packaging innovation, really, than bagged baby carrots? The answer is actually yes: bagged pre-washed spinach is better, but I'd be curious to hear what the FFs think). Some of these carrots were plain, some dipped in zesty garlic hummus from Whole Foods.
1 Wolaver's IPA (I do do my best to keep them in business, I shan't deny)
A slice of ciabatta with the same hummus described above.

Some of you may be asking what happened to the hummus I made last week? I wasnt able to eat it all within a "safe" period of time. Also I was pissed at it for breaking my blender.

Dinner:
Black beans and rice, with canned no-salt-added diced tomatoes, chopped carrots, and celery. I had one bowl, and then about half of another bowl, and ended up finishing an enormous bottle of Frank's Red Hot between the two.

I might have a plum later this evening. I realize that this posting might be premature since the day isn't really over, but what the hey.

The Weekend

On Saturday and Sunday, I ate about two meals total.

Saturday

Toast, two slices

Unidentified Chinese restaurant in San Gabriel
Soup dumplings (delicious)
Pork spare ribs, house style
Napa cabbage with tiny shrimp (not the name on the menu)
Beef with scallions
Ma po tofu
White rice

Then I ate more of this later.

Sunday

The Farm
Cheeseburger with gruyere, arugula, caramelized onions, roasted tomatoes
Fries

V for Vendetta
Some gummi bears
A coke

This movie was not that good. The gummi bears were fine.

Toppers
A sundae with vanilla frozen yogurt, hot fudge, and Reese's peanut butter cup pieces

A tangelo

Yeah, that's right. An f-in tangelo.

Welcome

Welcome to this week's guest, WDM. He will surely enlighten us about the cuisine of our Oriental friends with whom he has made common cause.

2006 April 2

A day of lightly eating fried potatoes

Orange juice
Banana
Five Armour brown and serves
Red bliss potato, shallot, and chorizo fried in the style of my home

At work like like a sucker
Iced coffee with milk and sugar

Small Pommes Frites poutine

Orange juice

Not much food

Saturday Fun!

Breakfast:
One (Trader Joe's) Home Browns hash brown. This was my last one, and it looked a bit pale, but after slow frying with salt and pepper, it turned in to the best hash brown I've ever had. Farewell, hash browns!
One shot glass of leftover Calvados
Irish coffee (Capresso cappuccino with Jameson)

Lunch:
Philly Steak combo at Phil's in the Farmer's Market. Delicious.
1 bottle, Dr. Brown's root beer.

Dinner at El Cholo:
Lots of chips and salsa
Half a plate of steak fajitas. I discarded most of the onions, which are always in far too much of a quantity for my tastes.
A few bites of a beef tamale
Three glasses of margarita, on the rocks.

Post:
2 glasses of white wine. Charles Shaw? It was determined and demonstrated that five minutes is the right amount of time for four people to drink a bottle of wine.
Some beers?

Guest Ingest: Weekend

Friday

1 bowl Raisin Bran Clusters, 1% milk
1 bite corn bread
The corn bread has become disgusting. I reluctantly threw out the rest.

Roast beef, melted Swiss, cole slaw, and tomato on roll
Diet Pepsi

La Bottega
3 pints Heineken
Some bread
A few bites calamari and avocado salad
A few bites burrata and tomato
Strip steak with sautéed mushroom and spinach
Biscotti
The meal was paid for by work, which was nice of them. The biscotti were weird. I swear that they tasted like curry, and other people at the table agreed, though they may have been swayed by my declaration. We asked the waitress, who went to taste one for herself, and then asked the kitchen. They said it was fennel. I do not see how I could possibly mistake fennel for curry, but I also don’t see why an Italian restaurant would be serving curry-flavored biscotti.

Various bars
1 bottle Becks Dark (a mistake)
1 bottle Stella Artois
2 bottles Rolling Rock
2 pints Yuengling
3 pints Budweiser

Chorus Karaoke
4ish shots whatever that was
A few fruit segments
Thank you, mysterious karaoke benefactor.


Saturday

2 fried eggs, wheat toast
1 glass lemonade

Some buttered pasta
Spinach salad with grape tomatoes

1 pita with hummus
1 half box TJ’s lemongrass chicken sticks

Harco’s
1 classic Vietnamese sandwich
1 hot Vietnamese coffee
Harco’s is a new place near my apartment that is very much in the style of Nicky’s, but sadly about 5% less good. That’s still pretty good, though.

A birthday party
1 chocolate chip cookie
3 glasses prosecco
1 slice chocolate cake with coffee ice cream

1 slice pizza


Sunday

2 fried eggs, wheat toast

2 pitas with hummus

1 bottle lemon-lime seltzer

Brooklyn Ice Cream Factory
Vanilla chocolate chunk ice cream cone

Chip Shop
1 chicken and mushroom pie
Chips (fries)
20 oz. Southampton “Secret” Ale


That was my week, dear Food Friends. It has been a delight.

Remember the Day

Today is my mom's birthday. Happy birthday mom! Some of mom's favorite foods are: duck, fish, salad, hamburgers, oysters, beets, and some others.

Weekend in Review 3, 4.2.06

1 blueberry muffin from Whole Foods -- I love blueberry muffins. This one was fine.
Some baguette from Whole Foods

Orange gatorade

Arugula, cherry tomato, avocado salad with shallot-balsamic dressing -- I made up the name shallot-balsamic dressing because those are two of the ingredients! Other ingredients are maple syrup, olive oil, extra virgin olive oil, salt and pepper.
Risotto with morel and asparagus ragout -- I guess the theory behind this recipe is that by cooking the vegetables and funghus separately, they will be fresher and it will be more spring-like. I thought it came out pretty well, but it probably will not supplant the wild mushroom risotto we make at home.
Baguette
Red Wine

Blue & Gold

1 Guinness

Weekend in Review 2, 4.1.06

Bananas and cream instant oatmeal -- I finally finished the variety pack that contained these. You will not hear about bananas and cream again.

Fierce Tangerine Gatorade

Chinese at Conrad's

Dumplings
Wonton Soup
Egg roll
Apple stick
Cashew chicken + Pork fried rice Combo plate -- terrible
Ginger ale
Pepsi

This was an unmitigated disaster. Conrad took charge of ordering the food and ordered two combo plates (again, terrible), dumplings, something called apple sticks, and two large wonton soups. 1 large wonton soup is an enormous tub of soup with 14 wontons. As an April Fool's joke, the restaurant also included some egg rolls, sodas, and maybe some other food that we didn't get to. They also included 5 forks and 5 knives, assuming that that many people were eating, but only 4 tiny napkins. I am willing to bet that there is still enough Chinese food at Conrad's to feed all FoodReporters and make them very sick.


Blue and Gold

Some blue & gold lager
Some stella artois
1 bite Ellie's home made Blue & Gold peanut noodles -- Maybe it was the hour, but these tasted pretty good, although mostly of peanut butter.

Weekend in Review 1, 3.31.06

Friday

New Yorker Lunch at Conde Nast

Stir fry with chicken, bok choy, shiitake, carrot, soba noodles in hoisin-ginger sauce + cilantro -- Conde Nast's cafeteria makes some pretty good food and this was no exception. I picked these incredients from the stir fry bar because I like them so much.

Mars 2112

1 Murphy's stout -- This lived up to all of my expectations. There was a minute where I thought it wouldn't, but then we saw an authentic martian dancer in a plastic sphere looking down at people eating.

Punch

Salmon with melted leeks and caper and dill risotto
Vanilla bread pudding with some kind of alcohol creme anglais
Dubs was right, this desert is very tasted, especially the creme anglais.

Spring Break Bar on St. Marks

Some bud light
A little Miller light

Karaoke in K-Town

2 SoCo lime -- These were handed to me when I entered by some guy whose name I did not catch, then I left. Thanks for the SoCo limes guy!

Blue & Gold

2 unidentified beers, Blue/Gold Lager?
1 Jameson
These were given to me for free. They were all drinks that people had ordered and then disappeared before getting at the bar. I don't know whether this situation is vaguely insulting.

Sunday, April 02, 2006

Sunday 2 IV 06

Breakfast:
Vegetarian Omelet (tomatoes, onions, green peppers)
Homefries
Rye Toast
Both omelet and homefries were covered with a generous amount of Red Devil Hot Sauce

Snack:
2 slices of toast with butter and Marmite

Dinner:
Reheated Lasagna (my mom's version that I had in the freezer and which I defrosted)
homemade sauce
some ciabatta

2006 April 1 - April Fool's Day

Orange juice
Turkey bacon
Marmite toast, wheat
Orangina (very much Orangina, 1.75L over the course of the day)

Banana
Caffe Americano, Joe's Bay Blend (not actually a recent aquisition from Trader Joe's, rather, a giant tub that has traveled through my freezers since I moved to New York)
Ronzoni Rotelle 124
A sort of mulligan sauce I conceived to purge my fridge of some ingredients that have been lingering too long, most particularly a jar of Vitarroz brand spaghetti sauce that I bought for approximately 60 cents at C Town under the logic that I could mix other ingredients in to make it palatable, an idea that quickly lost its appeal and last night turned out to be wrong.
Vitarroz plain spaghetti sauce
- Basil
- Garlic
- Capers
- Mushrooms

Blue & Gold
Guinness
Four Blue & Gold Lager
Two Stella Artois

The gals on the first floor
One cup of beer from a keg - likely a relatively weak American Pilsner

Sitting on my couch in the glaring light of Spring Forward watching TV and nodding off
One 12oz bottle Coors Light

For the scientifically minded, be it noted that in my time at Blue & Gold, a Guinness is a pint serving, while the other beers tend to be served from pitchers into 12oz glasses.

Despite the shortcomings of the pasta sauce, I discovered in the middle of its preparation that I was cooking on three separate burners at once - my caffe americano being made with espresso from a moka style pot. I am actually not sure that it was the first time I was tending to three burners at once, but it seems likely. I was most pleased that I was doing so without particularly panicing that I would burn a pot, scald a sauce, etc.

Saturday, April 01, 2006

Saturday 1 IV 06

Breakfast:
2 cups coffee at home
2 cups coffee at Pamela's Diner
3 hotcakes
2 eggs over easy
3 sausage links

Dinner:
Spinach and tomato salad with homemade honey mustard dressing
Penne Rigate pasta with sausage-pepper-tomato sauce and a goodly amount of pecorino romano cheese
1 tumbler of cranberry juice

Fri 31 III 06

Breakfast:
Coffee
Corn Tortillas
Scrambled eggs
Homemade salsa

Lunch:
Indian Food from Sree's Food Truck
Tamarind Chicken
Rice
Black-eyed peas and spinach
Tomato daal

Dinner:
Leftover beets and daal from Wednesday; rice
half a bottle of Georges Deboeuf Syrah

2006 March 31

Banana
Salt bagel with cream cheese
Large iced coffee with milk and sugar

99 cent 23.5 oz Arizona Watermelon fruit juice cocktail

Small helpings from a cheese plate at work

Puck Fair going away party
2004 Golden Kaan Sauvignon Blanc
Banger & Mash
Bread and butter
Curry fries
Pate & wheat bread
Brie & wheat bread with some chutney
Complimentary shot of Smirnoff Raspberry Kamikaze

Home
Mug of Horlicks
5 turkey Armour brown & serves

There is a deli on Broome (or somewhere) where I got the watermelon juice. I've been once before - walking East from Soho, it is the first available deli in the relatively resident friendly lands East of Lafayette. Last time I went I wound up getting the same, although they have similarly sized cans of Soho Natural soda, which I have not seen marketed elsewhere despite having found myself approximately 500 Soho sandwich shop lunches in my life. The deli, whose rather anonymous name I forget, is a bit of an oddball. By day, it seems more appropriate for some far removed state college town, or perhaps attached to the only gas station of a town of ~3000. Brightly lit, with a deflating Corona novelty soccer ball hanging from the ceiling, one of the "Cruisn" arcade games in the corner... the place flips my wig, and it's weirder at night. God bless, weird deli.