Friday, May 12, 2006

Endoscopy Thursday, ZK

Nothing from midnight to noon. Then I ate but did not ingest a camera that moved around in my throat and belly for a while. Nasty! Also, the camera gave me the farts.

Roast turkey on Portuguese roll from Associated market, courtesy of Xtina. Odwalla Orange Juice. Water. Chocolate chip cookie, chocolate milk. 5 mini Kit Kats of various chocolates. 1 enormous gala apple.

Dinner @ Il Vagabondo
White bread w/ butter and olive oil.
6-8 glasses of Chianti
1/2 chicken parm, w/ penne and tomato sauce.
The reason for coming here was primarily for the bocce ball, which you can play during and after dinner. The waiter did not bring Dubs, Conrad, Xtina or I a wine list because he did not think we were over 21, and then when we asked for the wine list he decided he suddenly would trust us that we were over 21. He brought over olive oil and vinegar upon request, but no plates for us to pour it on, such that Dubs poured the olive oil and vinegar directly onto his bread. Anyway, it was a good time, and Xtina and I killed Conrad and Dubs at bocce.

1 Comments:

Blogger Jack said...

Hey, Zackee, I actually just got a transcript of your endoscopy from your doctor. I hope you don't mind if I post it for everyone!

Doctor: Let's see... tummy looks good... throat seems good... don't see anything in the intestines... oh! Oh, whoops! Oh, here it is!
Zackee: What is it, doc?
Doctor: Yep, here it is. It's a big ol' fart.
Zackee: Oh, dear.
Doctor: Yep, she's a big one, all right.
Zackee: Oh, my.
Doctor: Just going to give it a little...
Zackee: Oops!
Doctor: ...little bit of a... a nudge...
Zackee: Yeep!
Doctor: ...just poke it a bit... right... here...
Zackee's Butt: {FAAAAAAAART!}
Doctor: Outrageous!
Zackee: Wow! Oh, wow.
Doctor: Okay, looking good, Zackee.
Zackee: Boy, oh boy.

2:54 PM  

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