WIA Witty Rejoinder Corner
Just now (a little after noon) I went to Trader Joe's. I bought: 1 bottle of Jameson, 1 bottle of Whaler's Dark Rum, a six-pack of Whitbread Pale Ale, some Home Browns hash browns, a chocolate bar, and some smoked Dutch gouda.
As I was checking out, some fat-backed and scarlet-haired slattern had the gall to inquire if I was "having a liquid lunch?"
What would have been the ideal witty rejoinder?
As I was checking out, some fat-backed and scarlet-haired slattern had the gall to inquire if I was "having a liquid lunch?"
What would have been the ideal witty rejoinder?
posted by SC at 1:52 PM
5 Comments:
"Yes, you slattern, I'm having a liquid lunch when I suck your dick!" It'll embarass her because you're pointing out the she has a dick.
What I did was say "always." What I wish I'd done was point sternly at my hash browns.
"Yep, it's a 6 beer, 2 handle lunch for me."
or
"Don't you think it's weirder that the food I'm buying is hash browns, chocolate, and gouda?"
"It looks like it wouldn't hurt for you to have a liquid lunch every now and then!" And then give her a couple bucks.
I think Zackee won this one.
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