Thursday, February 22, 2007

Grandma Dinner

Gabriel's

Pinot noir
Marinated octopus
Lamb chops
Mashed potatoes
Asparagus

A special perk of having grandma dinner is that I get to go to places where 70% of the clientèle is 55+ years old. I sat in a row of tables where I was the only one under 65 or 70. There is this secret world of restaurants in New York where everything is like it was twenty-five years ago and every night is like an episode of Seinfeld. Anyway, this is what I saw while standing at the bathroom sink: a man in a suit walked into the bathroom, went into the stall, pulled down his pants, and starting pooping. You will notice that what he did not do is close the door to the stall.

2 Comments:

Blogger Jack said...

One time I was at Dave and Buster's using a men's convenience*, and standing next to an occupied stall. Everything was silent for a little while, then the man inside the stall said in just below conversational tones, "What the fuck was that?"


* - Urinal.

9:30 PM  
Blogger zachkay said...

When I was in a stall at a visitor center at Brice Canyon, a Japanese guy in the stall next to me kept screaming, "Shit! Oh shit! Shit shit! Oh shit!"

1:03 PM  

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