Thursday, March 09, 2006

2006 March 8

Good lord.

Salt bagel with cream cheese
Banana
Medium coffee with milk and sugar

Nantucket Nectars Pineapple Orange Banana 100% juice - "Nantucket whaling captain Benjamin Worth spent 41 years at sea, sailing 897,960 miles."
Balance Gold Caramel Nut Blast
Red delicious apple

Mintini
Miniature tuna burger
Miniature wonton with fortune cookie style fortune - "50 for the future of design"
Mintini
Miniature wonton with fortune cookie style fortune - "50 for the future of design"
Lobster on melon
Small bacon dish with corn and guacamole
Corncake with bacon and cheddar
Celery with pate and (very) hot pepper
Domaine Ste. Michelle Brut
Small tortilla cone with mixed grilled vegetables.
Several cheese Ritz bits
Chateau Ste. Michelle Indian Wells Chardonnay
Chateau Ste. Michelle Indian Wells Chardonnay
Chateau Ste. Michelle Indian Wells Chardonnay
Domaine Ste. Michelle Brut
Guinness
Chardonnay
Guinness

[lacuna]

[update]
Beer of unknown brand self-served, hopefully paid for
More beer

I try to keep pineapple juice in my diet periodically for the outside chance someone has to eat my semen. I thought fondly of you, my foodfriends, eating the (quite excellent) tidbit of the miniature bacon dish carrying a tiny payload of corn and guacamole. They used the bacon to make a tiny plate! There may have been and probably was at least one more Guinness ere night's end. Whoops! What a bad life! Oh well!

After some review and consultation with companions, it would appear that I had ~12 drinks.

3 Comments:

Blogger Jack said...

Other cereals that are also good:

Raisin Nut Bran
Almond Delight
Frosted Flakes
Frosted Flakes served with fruit of your choosing, particularly blueberries, bananas, and/or strawberries
Granola

7:41 AM  
Blogger SC said...

what was the occasion, Jack?

9:24 AM  
Blogger mdp said...

You are certainly forgetting the pitchers of beer consumed post-Invite Them Up, some of which were enjoyed directly from pitcher spout. You may or may not also be forgetting the beer which you took the liberty of pouring yourself from their tap.

10:15 AM  

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