Science, My Imminent Death

I prepared a chart of my alcohol intake. I think that maybe the most digestible and informative is weekly summaries, beginning on Mondays, grouped into quantity of beer, wine or sake, and liquor. Let's learn!

Date	Beer	Wine/Sake	Liquor
2/27	27	6	3
3/6	21	9	10
3/13	18	6	1
3/20	35 ½	7	6
3/27	32	9	4
4/3	33	5	3
4/10	25	13	14
Total	191 ½	55	41

Did you learn something? That's right, on an average week, I have 41 drinks. That's an average of 6 alcoholic beverages a day. Also, if you check the raw data, I have between zero and three almost half the time. Also, I had badly underestimated the number of days on which I have 14 or more drinks. Also, I wish I were dead.