Thurzkay, 5/4

Breakfast
Piece of buttered white toast, chocolate milk.

Lunch
Broccoli, grilled chicken, red pepper sauce, ketchup, pepper, lettuce, white roll w/pesto, chocolate chip cookie, hot chocolate, oyster crackers.

Dinner
@Sidewalk
Grilled chicken sandwich. I was going to save half of this for later, but then our waiter was slow at bringing the check, so I just finished it. They have a poster over the toilet in the bathroom that says something like "If you don't look away from this ad until you're done, then you're a Mitchum Man." Except that instead of putting the ad over the urinal, the people at Sidewalk put it over the toilet, implying that you can only be a Mitchum Man if you sit on the toilet backwards or crane your neck around while you take a dump. In any event, this all follows the presupposition that one would want to be defined by a brand of deodorant that they may or may not use, and that this is the kind of man who is so homophobic he won't even look at his own dick while he pees (or won't even look in front of him while he poops, for fear of seeing his own dick by accident).

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