Monday, July 03, 2006

MEY's Homosexual Computer Club Weekend (guest)

Friday, 6/30: It Begins

bowl of Trader Joe's Maple Pecan Clusters with 1% milk

Tony's, Kettleman, CA, 2:00pm
toasted footlong turkey on Italian Herbs and Cheese with Swiss, lettuce, tomato, pickles, onions, mustard, oil & vinegar
Along the lines of Beezer's (Burger King) and Donny's Jr. (Wendo's), Tony's is our household nickname for Subway. I ordered my sandwich to go and consumed it at

In-n-Out Burger, Kettleman, CA, 2:15pm
two cups of water
half order of well-done fries with ketchup
hattip: Junior

Taqueria Los Amigos, Napa, CA, 8:00pm
glass of water
sip of joneseee's huarache
some of joneseee's chips and salsa
the biggest burrito I've ever eaten, wet, with grilled chicken

10b, 10:00pm-5:00am
Tostitos and salsa
two cans of Bud Light
glass of MonteVina Pinot Grigio
glass of Toasted Head Viognier
glass of J. Lohr riesling
glass of Ironstone Obsession symphony
glass of Toad Hollow Pinot Noir Rose
glass of Pinot Evil Pinot Noir
glass of Chateau St. Jean Fume Blanc
glass of Renwood Syrah
tiny bottle of Mumm Napa sparkling wine

Saturday, 7/1: It Continues

Poolside, 11:00am
cup of lemon water

Stretch Hummer, 11:30am
glass of Korbel champagne
bottle of Arrowhead water

Sebastiani Winery, noon
six samples of bread
tasting of chardonnay
cup of coffee with one sugar

Picnic Lunch from the Fig Pantry, 1:00pm
house roasted turkey sandwich with Fiscallini cheddar and apricot fig chutney on ciabatta bread
fig and arugula salad with fig and port vinaigrette
decadent chocolate brownie
bottle of Arrowhead water
I'll leave the rest to the comments section.

Chateau St. Jean Winery, 2:00pm
tastings of two chardonnays, cabernet sauvignon, pinot blanc, merlot, pinot noir, syrah, and riesling

Kenwood Winery, 3:00pm
sample of shortbread
sample of chocolate chip biscotti

Beetlejuice Winery, 4:00pm
tastings of sauvignon blanc and chardonnay
five samples of various cheeses
sample of fig
More fig? Really?

Mayo Winery, 5:00pm
tastings of pinot grigio, pinot noir, merlot, off-dry gewurztraminer, and bone-dry gewurztraminer
Afterward, I found the prospect of drinking more wine completely revolting.

The Cellar Door, 6:30pm
tasting of Mayo gewurztraminer dessert wine

7a, 7:00pm
two Tylenols

The General's Daughter, 8:00pm
Even better than the movie.
whiskey sour
black and tan mojito
sakitini (orange vodka, lychee puree)
many glasses of water
tiny mug of spaghetti sauce
one bite of bread with butter
mushroom ragout with smoked duck
bite of MCW's foie gras
heirloom tomato salad
pan-seared diver scallops
braised venison with potato leek hash
bite of SC's artisanal and/or farmstead cheddar cheese, on a raisin cracker
chocolate souffle drizzled with cinnamon cream
two cups of coffee with cream and sugar
dark chocolate truffle

then we crashed a wedding, 11:00pm
Before we left and MEY was forcibly shoved out by an angry guest, SC asked the DJ if he could make an announcement, then invited everyone at the reception to an after-party in

10b, midnight-???
can of Bud Light
glass of Chateau St. Jean riesling
glass of Mayo off-dry Gewurztraminer
two glasses of Beetlejuice sauvignon blanc
half a bottle of some kind of pinot noir
many glasses of unidentified red wines

Sunday, 7/2: It Ends

Carneros Bistro, noon
glass of water with lime
bites of v.DANGER's half-moon mac and cheese
wood rotisserie chicken with mashed potatoes and mushrooms

Ravenswood Winery, 2:00pm
two cups of water

on a bicycle, 3:30pm
half a bottle of Arrowhead water

The Lodge at Sonoma, 5:00pm
some of Cort's strawberry smoothie

Quizno's, Patterson, CA, 8:00pm
bowl of broccoli cheese soup
cup of water

Scion, 9:00pm-1:00am
small bag of Mrs. Vickie's salt and vinegar potato chips
six sips of a venti Starbucks coffee with cream and sugar
At numerous points during our seven-hour drive, I was unable to feel my legs.

Home, 1:15am
big glass of water


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